A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

"Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says,

"F ** k off, ye'll no bring it back!"

:lol:

hahaha! unless he´s got Ye whisky of ye monks, :notme:

:lol: Aye almost peed me pants lad. :D

Q. What do you call 3 sheep tied to a lampost in Wales?

A. A Leisure Centre. :p

That was a good one! :lol: