Post um if you got um!

Q.What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?
A. A Tattoo :lol:

lolololololol

Q-What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?
A- One matures!:)

We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor.

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: Your heart mends, you get out of jail, you get your job or your wife
or your truck back, and you stop having fun. Oh, did I mention
your dog comes back to life?

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: Your heart mends, you get out of jail, you get your job or your wife
or your truck back, and you stop having fun. Oh, did I mention
your dog comes back to life?

lol , that is funny !!!!!!!!!!

Q - How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?

A - Pay for the pizza.

Q - How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?

A - Pay for the pizza.

:lol: :lol:

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar

How do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..

Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them

What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..

Q: What's the smartest thing a guitar player can say?
A: "My wife says...":D

Q: What's the smartest thing a guitar player can say?
A: "My wife says...":D

:slap: :chucks: :stick:

A drummer phones his guitarist one night and says 'Im having trouble doing a jigsaw puzzle I bought today. It's a big, stripey tiger, I got all the pieces out the box but I can't even get two pieces together. I can't see it ever looking like the picture. Any chance you can come over and help?'

'On my way.' says the guitarist.

On arrival he looks at the picture of the tiger on the box, looks at the pieces all over the table. He then puts his arm around the drummers shoulders and says 'Look, these aren't ever gonna fit together, let alone make a tiger. Now, lets pick up all these Frosties, eh?'

A drummer phones his guitarist one night and says 'Im having trouble doing a jigsaw puzzle I bought today. It's a big, stripey tiger, I got all the pieces out the box but I can't even get two pieces together. I can't see it ever looking like the picture. Any chance you can come over and help?'

'On my way.' says the guitarist.

On arrival he looks at the picture of the tiger on the box, looks at the pieces all over the table. He then puts his arm around the drummers shoulders and says 'Look, these aren't ever gonna fit together, let alone make a tiger. Now, lets pick up all these Frosties, eh?'

ha-HAH!

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

A: You don't have to plug in a drummer to get something uninspired, robotic, and mostly off-beat.