Now, I love the idea of room service. I like the idea someone will bring a meal to my room when I ask for it (and work will pay) - thats cool.

IE.

"room service, can I help?"

"yes I want a pizza"

"what kind do you want sir? we have Hawaiian, Hot and Spicy.."

"I want one from pizza hut."

"sorry?"

"Look, can you phone pizza hut and get a thin and crispy mighty meaty pizza for me"

"you can phone direct sir"

"I know - but I want you to bring it up as you would a normal meal..."

"...."

"on the big tray?"

"...."

"with the big silver cover and all?"

".. so you want me to order you a pizza, pay for it and then present it as if the hotel had prepared it?"

"Yes"

"...."

"I'll pay you back"

"You better!"

"I'll give you £5 for a tip - but I need a receipt"

"....."

"well?"

and sure enough I got a pizza :)

My favourite one was

"Room service, how may I help you?"

"hi - is there any fish on the menu tonight?"

"yes sir, there is salmon, trout and tuna?"

"oh good - do you do any with the head still on?"

"sorry sir?"

"I want a fish with its head still on"

"....."

"A fish that still has its head on - its important!"

"... sir I will have to ask the chef..."

"Trout!"

"sorry sir?"

"trout! the trout must surely still have the head on?"

"..... please hold the line "

And I swear I heard this as she called the chef -

"Carl - the man in 122 wants to know if you serve fish with the head on?"

"Yeah the trout does. Tell him I will remove it if he wants."

"no only wants a fish with the head on ...."

".... Ok thats just weird."

"I know but thats what he asked for"

then back to me.

"sir that is no problem, any thing else?"

"will it have the eyes still in?"

" ..... click!"

but I got the trout and it still had the head and eyes. The guy who brought it up handed me the tray and walked away before I could tip him :lol:

You need to get of the road mate!! LOL!!! I do admit tho, i have done some silly shit after a few beers while traveling for work!!! You figure " i'll never have to see these people again" !!! LOL!!:thumb:

Ahh its fun! the fish one was a classic and has been repeated a number of times now :)

:lol: :lol:

Sounds very Monty Pythonish to me. :lol:

Sounds very Monty Pythonish to me. :lol:

Look who yer talkin' about!!! LOL!!!!:lol: I figure Lawrence would have fit right in with the Pythons skit comedy!!!

Not The Comfy Chair!!!????

Not The Comfy Chair!!!????


No no no not the Comfy Chair what are we, barbarians? Try the pillows again.

God bless Microwave ovens. Gotta keep them clean though.

No no no not the Comfy Chair what are we, barbarians? Try the pillows again.

Have you got all the stuffing up one end(er)????

Im thinking why would you want a fish , with the head , and eyes intact :headscratch: , unless you wanted this fish for something else ,


but surely you would need a Skate for that :headscratch:

Im thinking why would you want a fish , with the head , and eyes intact :headscratch: , unless you wanted this fish for something else ,


but surely you would need a Skate for that :headscratch:


smoggie humour at its finest! FFS

Im thinking why would you want a fish , with the head , and eyes intact :headscratch: , unless you wanted this fish for something elseDidn't Page and Plant have fun with a whole fish and one of their groupies while on tour? Or is that just an urban legend. So, Porty...what is it exactly that you are doing with these whole fish? :toothless:

found this one for you Porty lol

Come to papa!!! :)

found this one for you Porty lol

ah ha so that's where Roger got all his characters for The Wall movie from.

Hehe. Reminds me of "fear and loathing in las vegas". Now those guys know how to handle room service :p