Heh heh , i dunno , i still find these things hilarious , maybe we could see your strange mails too :headscratch: ,

I got 2 this morning , but they both run along similar lines .

Dear friend,

This letter must surprise you because we have never meet before neither in person nor by correspondence, but I believe that it takes just one day to meet or know someone either physically or through correspondence.

I got your contact through my personal search, you were revealed as being quite astute in private entrepreneurship, and one has no doubt in your ability to handle a financial businesstransaction. I am Mr. Liu Yan a transfer supervisor operations in investment section in Bank of China Ltd.

Secretariat of the BOCHK Charitable Foundation 13/F. Bank of China Tower, 1 Garden Road, Hong Kong I have an obscured business suggestion for you.Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General Mohammed Jassim Ali who work with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Nineteen million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only in my branch.

Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even early in the war. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that General Mohammed Jassim Ali and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.After further investigation it was also discovered that General Mohammed Jassim Ali did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit.

And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank.If you are interested please send me your full names, private phone/fax and current residential address.After that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
N:B Please make sure you contact.
Kind Regards
Liu Yan

:lol:

I get a tonne of these in my hotmail account all the time:

Reply
Email:leeray_wing02@yahoo.com.hk
I am Mr. Lee raymond Wing Hung,Chief Financial Officer,Bank of China,Tower Branch,HK.I have an obscured business proposal of $12.7m.Should you be interested I shall provide you with more details on this operation.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards,
Lee hung.

As well as crap like this:

Hi hun,


There's a few things i wanted to discuss with you as a friend. I hope you do not take this as personal criticisism, get mad and not speak to me for days. When you came back to WOW this week after I hadn't heard from you for several days one of the things you said to me was that you had not felt like playing and hadn't logged on since the previous Friday. Baby I have access to your account and know all of your alts, one of which, either spiritofpain or grace of pain you were playing on the day before. One of the things I insist upon with me friends is that they tell me the truth always. If you need time away from me to think or just want to do your own thing just tell me.....I will always understand.

Your lifestyle has me nervous. I really care about you and want you to be happy, but happines is someting you have to work for. I know you would like to have a relationship with a woman but no intellegent woman wants to be with someone who sleeps all day, doesn't work or even care to work....even though you are extremely talented and intelligent. Women want to set goals for a future and they look for similar qualities and ambision in men.

I would love to help you work thru any troubles you are having and I am a great person to talk to about anything. I want you to have the best in life and I'm afraid your settling for just going day by day with no goals of what you want to achieve in life.

I hope this letter doesn't cost us our friendship but if I lose you as a friend but help you improve your life I can live with that. I won't mention this to you unless you care to talk about it. I really do want all the best life has to offer for you and as your friend would be happy to help you get thru the rough spots. Beleive me I've been there.

Hope to hear from you.

Denise Wellspeak
Wright Sales Associates
Office: 203-266-5373
Fax: 203-266-5374
Cell: 203-725-7281
denise_wsa@hotmail.com

And if I ever get lonely:

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:lol:

Heh heh , class ! , mind i do like the ones from China , especially when they say im astute in private entrepreneurship, and one has no doubt in your ability to handle a financial business transactions

Heh heh i couldn't even control the cash flow of a piggy bank .

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Lol i get the sameone in my MSN mail every week, QUALITY REPLICA WATCHS, dear friend these are a must buy and if ...... deleted lol :lol:
The best part of it is , i report this mail as spam on a weekly basis, might aswell not bother lol:toothless:

I used to get that crap all the time so I just started changing my e-mail address a few times and it finally stopped .

Ive come to the conclusion that the internet is pretty much lawless criminals use it to commit crime as well as law enforcement by violating privacy right's ect. and are harassment to control the internet just like what thay did with tab. and mysong book ect..

Their awnser to everything is throw out a fishnet and just shut down everything instead of actually going after the people that commit internet crime but I say its just a sighn of the times and I sure don't give it one second thought because the world is mad so ill just hang on to my sanity and watch its fall from the side lines.

One of the founders of Microsoft is still missing I believe disapeard on his boat I think out of sanfransico.


I would just delete all suspicious e-mail never awnser back and the scams forward to the FBI or British eqivilant .

Dear friend,

This letter must surprise you because we have never meet before neither in person nor by correspondence, but I believe that it takes just one day to meet or know someone either physically or through correspondence.

I got your contact through my personal search, you were revealed as being quite astute in private entrepreneurship, and one has no doubt in your ability to handle a financial businesstransaction. I am Mr. Liu Yan a transfer supervisor operations in investment section in Bank of China Ltd. Etc....

I have had that one just about word for word several times, do people actually fall for this crap?

More seriously, I have had several from "PayPal" telling me there is a problem with my account and I need to follow the link in the mail to re-enter my bank details, yeah, right. Reported 3 weeks in a row, have not had one for a while now, but took them long enough! This fake site scam can and does fool people, so be careful!!

I have had that one just about word for word several times, do people actually fall for this crap?

More seriously, I have had several from "PayPal" telling me there is a problem with my account and I need to follow the link in the mail to re-enter my bank details, yeah, right. Reported 3 weeks in a row, have not had one for a while now, but took them long enough! This fake site scam can and does fool people, so be careful!!

I get the Pay pal e-mails all of the time! When you get one from them never click on any link in the e-mail. Go to the site and log in on your own! I have at least 200 in my junk folder from them!:tard:

For some reason I keep getting e-mails telling me to have my penis enlarged!:lol:

For some reason I keep getting e-mails telling me to have my penis enlarged!:lol:

Take them up on it, if only to give Charles one hell of a shock !!!

:lol:

Take them up on it, if only to give Charles one hell of a shock !!!

:lol:

Shock? Heart attack more like :lol:

Shock? Heart attack more like :lol:

Hmm, I only want to scare him, not kill the poor guy. Janelle, maybe not a good idea then, especially if you found out later that it was permanent !

Poddy is open to many things, but I hear he simply likes punani...

:lol:

I don't know what kind of crazy emails you guys get, but I got one today that could change my life. Let's just say that I'll be doing a BIG favor for the former Prime Minister of Nigeria and he's going to be verrrrrrrrrrry happy with me when all is said and done.

I keep getting the same e-mails in my bulk folder even though I"unsubscribed'from them (It says may take 24-72 hours to take effect)sometimes I still get them in my inbox. :maddance:

Heres a new one....

WE HAVE A JOB OFFER AVAILABLE FOR YOU IN RESPONSE TO YOUR INITIAL REQUESTING THE JOB SEARCH DIRECTORY IS FOR USA/CANADA ONLY.WE BASED IN UK.WE HAVE BEEN RECEIVING ORDERS FROM NORTHERN AMERICA, WHICH WE HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PROCESS COMPLETELY SINCE WE DO NOT HAVE A PAYMENT RECEIVING PERSONNEL IN THESE AREAS.WE HAVE DECIDED TO RECRUIT PAYMENT OFFICERS ONLINE HENCE WE WILL BE NEEDING A REPRESENTATIVE TO PROCESS OUR PAYMENTS IN THESE AREAS.if interested get back with this information

FULL NAME AND FULL ADDRESS ( NO PO BOX ) STATE, CITY, ZIPCODE, PHONE NUMBER.

WHENEVER YOU RECEIVE PAYMENT YOU WILL GET 10% ON EACH. IF YOU GET PAYMENT OF $3500 YOU WILL GET $350 FROM THAT AND GET THE 90% TO THE COMPANY.

GOD BLESS YOU/Dennis Hunt

Name: Dennis Hunt
Position: Payment Officer
Email: dennis.hunt@hotmail.com
Time 24Hrs Daily