Would you ? Yes or No ? No other answers, just a simple Yes or No, no explanation required.

No lol

I will have to pass ;) ..Drag queen?

I will have to pass ;) ..Drag queen?

Heh...I didn't even consider that possibility. I just though she looked a little too drugged out for my taste.

Erm no lol :lol:

Two CD's both called Schizophonic...

http://www.supermusic.sk/obrazky/19760_schizo.jpg

So which would I hit?

hmmm - its close :lol:

Im not into blondes (no disrespect Linda lol ) :lol:

not even extreme blondes? :wtf:

Lol i just edited that , i looked up and saw the drag queen part, thought it might be offensive, cheers Lawrence lol :lol:

So which would I hit?

hmmm - its close :lol:

Heh...sure it is :p

Geri Halliwell wouldn't have to ask me twice :boobies: :woot:

I'm 100% sure that it's a Man!!!!..lol

I'm 100% sure that it's a Man!!!!..lol

She looks an awful lot like this chick:

http://www.geocities.com/mmcs73/nuno/wb_nuno_n8.jpg

She looks an awful lot like this chick:

http://www.geocities.com/mmcs73/nuno/wb_nuno_n8.jpg

Now thats Hot!! :tard:

She looks an awful lot like this chick:

http://www.geocities.com/mmcs73/nuno/wb_nuno_n8.jpg

Yes, she does! ;)

Now thats Hot!! :tard:

What's hot? The guitar or Nuno? lol

She's a man, baby......


but if not.....

What's hot? The guitar or Nuno? lol

Thats a hard one ... lemme get back to you after I have spoken to my wife and therapist. :)

She's a man, baby......


but if not.....

"she" is nuno man. now it is surely a question of giving or taking :lol:

yea that would be pertty bad to go to bed with her and reach down only to discover she is "hung" better than you. lol:lol:

Oi!!! Nuno!!! careful with that whammy bar!!

I don't know... I might talk dirty for a free guitar lesson:notme::D

I don't know... I might talk dirty for a free guitar lesson:notme::D

Yeah, you would talk dirty to anything with two feet & a heartbeat!:D

:lol:

Yes, the woman is Nuno dressed as a woman for the cover.

I felt physically sick when KCAR told me, cuz I probably would have. But then again, I've always kind of fancied his long black hair.

:lol:

Seriously though, I always hated him for having that straight long black hair cuz I could never grow mine like that. But I reckon he is an afro naturally and just has a damn find pair of GHD hair straighteners !

:lol:

I'd rather do the crack in the floorboards

Yeah, you would talk dirty to anything with two feet & a heartbeat!:D

scary - eric said that just last week :)

Scary... LOL I think I'd give Nuno a shot before that, or this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/09/14/bmamy.jpg

"It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy. And in my own defense, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry. "

"It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy. And in my own defense, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry. "

LOL, where is that from ?.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me springs to mind !!!!

DUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! that's not right http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_20_7.gif

I had to go and vote yes because I feel sorry for Nuno...

:toothless:

That´s a nu-no for me, but I admit he sure plays guitar well.

I had to go and vote yes because I feel sorry for Nuno...

:toothless:

Yeah Yeah Dave... like we're meant to believe that's the only reason. :headscratch: :rolleyes:

Yeah Yeah Dave... like we're meant to believe that's the only reason. :headscratch: :rolleyes:

Now now now. Jealousy is an ugly trait to show.

:stick:

Now now now. Jealousy is an ugly trait to show.

:stick:

Well jeez, you better hit on me soon bitch. I can't wait forever

http://www.morroida.com.br/images/finger.gif

:lol: Kidding mate.

Well jeez, you better hit on me soon bitch. I can't wait forever

http://www.morroida.com.br/images/finger.gif

:lol: Kidding mate.

But Newcastle is such a long drive for a quick poke...

:dunno:

But Newcastle is such a long drive for a quick poke...

:dunno:

HAHAHA, eww. Nasty bastard :lol:.

Nice win over smoggies btw, poor smoggies, another crap season in the reckoning. Meanwhile, the toon army destroyed Bolton 3-1 away from home and currently sit top of the league :)

HAHAHA, eww. Nasty bastard :lol:.

Nice win over smoggies btw, poor smoggies, another crap season in the reckoning. Meanwhile, the toon army destroyed Bolton 3-1 away from home and currently sit top of the league :)

:lol:

Yeah, I believe we only had two shots on target, and scored. Bad to see McCarthy stretchured off in such fashion. But great to see Roque on target and that goal from Derbyshire just oozed confidence.

Yes, it was a great opening day of the season, especially for you guys. Seems Big Sam has you playing like a unit, although some of your goals were a little fortunate. But it was nice to see you playing good football and getting results at long last. God knows, you fans have been starved of it for so long.

I wish you well. If anyone can get the best out of players, big Sam can. It was a good game, despite me not liking seeing Bolton lose (even though they are supposedly one of our rivals).

:lol:

Yeah, I believe we only had two shots on target, and scored. Bad to see McCarthy stretchured off in such fashion. But great to see Roque on target and that goal from Derbyshire just oozed confidence.

Yes, it was a great opening day of the season, especially for you guys. Seems Big Sam has you playing like a unit, although some of your goals were a little fortunate. But it was nice to see you playing good football and getting results at long last. God knows, you fans have been starved of it for so long.

I wish you well. If anyone can get the best out of players, big Sam can. It was a good game, despite me not liking seeing Bolton lose (even though they are supposedly one of our rivals).

Derbyshire is very impressive, always has been. Why he never seems to start games I will never know.

Big Sam seems to be the man for the job at last. Tactically sound and is able to lift payers and get the best from them. He has also made some great signings thus far. Smith, Viduka, Barton, Rozenhal, Cacapa, Enrique, Geremi etc. These guys would walk into alot of teams starting lineups. And Owen making his return tonight for reserves, should feature for first team in a couple of games time... only to no doubt get injured again.

Come to think of it... Owen has done nothing of worth for anyone since he left Liverpool. And even at Liverpool he got injured alot. It's a shame, such a great player having his career ravaged by injury.

Derbyshire is very impressive, always has been. Why he never seems to start games I will never know.

Big Sam seems to be the man for the job at last. Tactically sound and is able to lift payers and get the best from them. He has also made some great signings thus far. Smith, Viduka, Barton, Rozenhal, Cacapa, Enrique, Geremi etc. These guys would walk into alot of teams starting lineups. And Owen making his return tonight for reserves, should feature for first team in a couple of games time... only to no doubt get injured again.

Come to think of it... Owen has done nothing of worth for anyone since he left Liverpool. And even at Liverpool he got injured alot. It's a shame, such a great player having his career ravaged by injury.

I can only assume that Hughes is breaking him in. He is still young remember. Whatever the reason, I have to trust Hughes' judgement, though I too was baffled as to why he did not start more regularly last season.

Yep, Sam has signed players that you just know he will get the best out of. There is no such thing as a player who is too old or past it as far as Big Sam is concerned, so I don't think he is capable of a bad signing.

He uses a similar tool as Hughes does to devise a unique plan for each player and get them super fit. And that has to be good for Owen at the moment (and Newcastle, and England). I think you are going to be a force to be reckoned with. Like Bolton have been for the past few years. Hard to beat, and capable of turning it on when needed.

Just don't turn into a bunch of dirty spitting diving bastards like Bolton used to do when they played against us !

:lol:

I can only assume that Hughes is breaking him in. He is still young remember. Whatever the reason, I have to trust Hughes' judgement, though I too was baffled as to why he did not start more regularly last season.

Yep, Sam has signed players that you just know he will get the best out of. There is no such thing as a player who is too old or past it as far as Big Sam is concerned, so I don't think he is capable of a bad signing.

He uses a similar tool as Hughes does to devise a unique plan for each player and get them super fit. And that has to be good for Owen at the moment (and Newcastle, and England). I think you are going to be a force to be reckoned with. Like Bolton have been for the past few years. Hard to beat, and capable of turning it on when needed.

Just don't turn into a bunch of dirty spitting diving bastards like Bolton used to do when they played against us !

:lol:

HAHA, Bolton have been like that for a while now for sure. Maybe that is Big Sams imfluence ?... it is disgusting football at times. But it gets results sadly... or perhaps now not so sadly as far as the Toon Army is concerned ?.

Bolton pay like that against everyone though, but will Little Sam accept it ?. Diouf might be shown the door, he's the worst for it. Filthy prick that he is. Just hope he doesn't end up at Toon.