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SteveG
08-14-2007, 11:38 AM
The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult.
You just need to think like a professional.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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* The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?

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* Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the refrigerator.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This question tests your foresight.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

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* Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!
This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?

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* Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!
This question tests your reasoning ability.

If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true professional.
Wealth and success await you.

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
You'll be happy serving lunch to all the professionals that passed this test, knowing you wouldn't eat that junk for all the tea in China.

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.

slicer
08-14-2007, 01:05 PM
lol...none for me!

not surprising as im a dopey bastard.


regards,
jim.

sky1962
08-14-2007, 04:13 PM
none here as well:dunno:

SteveG
08-15-2007, 01:33 AM
I didn't get any either :tard:

Bahamut
08-15-2007, 01:36 AM
Yup stupid here aswell :lol:

Ukelele
08-15-2007, 01:41 AM
Seen this one before, so this time I answered every question the wrong way on purpose, :p. Nothing like starting out 5 days off work with a logic test :lol:

mondola
08-15-2007, 04:55 AM
All 4, but these were interview questions from JPMorgan if I remember rightly and I had a friend who went through this interview process and told me about them.

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Ukelele
08-15-2007, 06:01 AM
All 4, but these were interview questions from JPMorgan if I remember rightly and I had a friend who went through this interview process and told me about them.

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LOL! I seen this a long time ago, I even think it was back in my youthdays ( you know, the days when there was no web and you had to remember everyones phone number and such, :P), I just think itīs yet another old joke stuff, not having to do with any 'job interview' tests, but who knows. BTW, I was kidding, first thought I had was to slaughter the giraffe to bits till it fit in, :toothless:, same as I answered the first time I saw it. Iīll never learn, :p

Mainline
08-16-2007, 10:21 PM
<<<Bombed!:notme:

mondola
08-17-2007, 12:16 AM
:lol:

But to answer the question in the thread title, yes I am an idiot.

I don't need no aptitude test to tell me that !

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