I thought it would be really good fun to start a thread where one person has to ask a question, then the person below has to answer it, then they ask a question and so on :D
The questions can be anything really , along as the person below dosen't mind answering it :D
Okay i will get the ball started , hmm so lets see..

When was your first kiss ? :toothless:

I thought it would be really good fun to start a thread where one person has to ask a question, then the person below has to answer it, then they ask a question and so on :D
The questions can be anything really , along as the person below dosen't mind answering it :D
Okay i will get the ball started , hmm so lets see..

When was your first kiss ? :toothless:

about 5th grade to a girl in class I had a crush on. No tongues. :lol:


Where did you lose your virginity?

about 5th grade to a girl in class I had a crush on. No tongues. :lol:


Where did you lose your virginity?

In a bed.

What was your first car?

In a bed.

What was your first car?

Ohh it was alittle Sky blue Citroen Ax , good little car actually , 1100cc :D
What was the first alchohol drink you tried?:toothless:

Ohh it was alittle Sky blue Citroen Ax , good little car actually , 1100cc :D
What was the first alchohol drink you tried?:toothless:

My mom's beer. I was 2. Don't leave bottles in reach of little children :p

When was the first time you smoked pot?

My mom's beer. I was 2. Don't leave bottles in reach of little children :p

When was the first time you smoked pot?

When I was 15! Don't really care for it now...lol

What is your favorite food?

I think I was around 16, before a ballgame. Smooth curveballs man, they all went inside the box! :toothless:
Why should I ask any question? :p

When I was 15! Don't really care for it now...lol

What is your favorite food?

Rofl Tony :lol:
Hmm it has to be chinese i think J , although i can't eat it all the time :D
What is your favourite colour Jeans? (im not sure if they are called that in the US or still counted as pants?) :dunno:

What is your favourite colour Jeans? (im not sure if they are called that in the US or still counted as pants?) :dunno:

Actually i dig black, but they are pretty much out of style here these day's....so standard blue.

How long was your hair at it's longest??:)

Actually i dig black, but they are pretty much out of style here these day's....so standard blue.

How long was your hair at it's longest??:)

About 25 inches! We are talking about the hair on our heads, right? :lol:

What TV character matches your personality?

About 25 inches! We are talking about the hair on our heads, right? :lol:

What TV character matches your personality?

I want to say Wolverine lol, but more realistically, George from Greys probably :headscratch:

Whats your favourite time of the year?

I want to say Wolverine lol, but more realistically, George from Greys probably :headscratch:

Whats your favourite time of the year?

Favorite time of the year is fall! October & November.

What's the worst movie you ever saw?

Favorite time of the year is fall! October & November.

What's the worst movie you ever saw?



Exit to Eden - off the top of my head


Do you think you'd make a good actor and why?

Exit to Eden - off the top of my head


Do you think you'd make a good actor and why?
I always bite the insides of my mouth when I try to lie, so I guess I´d be a horrible actor.
Can you still do the bridge?

I always bite the insides of my mouth when I try to lie, so I guess I´d be a horrible actor.
Can you still do the bridge?

Omg, no way....:lol:


What is your Favorite Band?

Omg, no way....:lol:


What is your Favorite Band?


Forced to pick one I'd have to go with Led Zep as the one I listened to most.


Who's the one person you would punch as hard as you could if they couldn't retaliate nor even know who threw the punch?

Change my mind I'm not a cowherd I'd do it face to face.

Who is your favorite guitar player?

Change my mind I'm not a cowherd I'd do it face to face.

Who is your favorite guitar player?

Steve Morse, i just love how he plays and he seems a top bloke to.

Who wouldn't you piss on if they were on fire ?

Steve Morse, i just love how he plays and he seems a top bloke to.

Who wouldn't you piss on if they were on fire ?
No one but myself, :lol:
What string of the guitar do you love the most?

No one but myself, :lol:
What string of the guitar do you love the most?

The G string of course :). Sorry is that too obvious ? lol.

Who is your favourite Actor ?.

Change my mind I'm not a cowherd I'd do it face to face....

Not sure what being a cowherd had to do with it but…. cool!

http://www.sheepdrove.com/sheepdrove/files/images/100_cowherd.jpg


The G string of course :).Who is your favourite Actor ?.


hmmmmm... I'll go with Edward Norton for now really like his acting


If you could "undo" one thing you’ve done, what would it be?

Not sure what being a cowherd had to do with it but…. cool!

hmmmmm... I'll go with Edward Norton for now really like his acting

If you could "undo" one thing you’ve done, what would it be?

LOLOL @ Cowherd...

But umm... I would have chosen not to get so addicted to the internet lol.

Have you ever totally shaved your pubic hair off ?.

If you could "undo" one thing you’ve done, what would it be?

Can I start an essay of around 5000 words on that one? no,..you´ll get bored as myself, :P One thing, ok, being such an idiot in life and sticking with the simple ways. ( Sounds topical, lol! but that´s how I feel atm.)
Would you give everything you are comfortable with and start a new life just for the sake of it?

Looks like we're playing leap-frog here…



Have you ever totally shaved your pubic hair off ?.

no not totally

Would you give everything you are comfortable with and start a new life just for the sake of it?

Do all that for some sake? No, I’m not that addicted to rice wine:lol:


If you could have a computer give you the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, or 10 million bucks US which would you take?

Not sure what being a cowherd had to do with it but…. cool!

http://www.sheepdrove.com/sheepdrove/files/images/100_cowherd.jpg





hmmmmm... I'll go with Edward Norton for now really like his acting


If you could "undo" one thing you’ve done, what would it be?

It takes a real man to face someone you intend to hurt only chicken shit punks get other people to fight their battles for them anyone can set someone up If you dont know it's coming look at Dimbag I bet he would have ripped the dick clean off of the peice of shit son of a bitch who shot him.:rock:

If you could have a computer give you the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, or 10 million bucks US which would you take?

I would choose to go half and half by taking £5mill and have only the Answer to the Universe :) LOL. Suck on that Mr Glass :notme: lolol.

Have you ever stripped naked and ran through the street or town for any reason at all ?.

Hahaha....

Never ............

Have you ever taken a joke out of context to try to insinuate something else ?

Do all that for some sake? No, I’m not that addicted to rice wine:lol:

LMAO! Domo Arigato! hahahaha!

It takes a real man to face someone you intend to hurt only chicken shit punks get other people to fight their battles for them anyone can set someone up If you dont know it's coming look at Dimbag I bet he would have ripped the dick clean off of the peice of shit son of a bitch who shot him……

pheeew…you’re a little too serious there dude

I would choose to go half and half by taking £5mill and have only the Answer to the Universe :) LOL. Suck on that Mr Glass :notme: lolol.

ya can't tweak the question how you like ya baystid :lol:

pheeew…you’re a little too serious there dude



ya can't tweak the question how you like ya baystid :lol:

Indeed, anyone who bypasses all punctuation and other such things is certainly in a hurry to get an important point made.

You're just mad because I tweaked your question so well. Face it Blender, you got OWNED BRAH! :lol:

Indeed, anyone who bypasses all punctuation and other such things is certainly in a hurry to get an important point made.

You're just mad because I tweaked your question so well. Face it Blender, you got OWNED BRAH! :lol:
Back to the original subject of the thread. What do you do for a living? :toothless:

Back to the original subject of the thread. What do you do for a living? :toothless:

You bypassed my whole question biatch why should I listen to you :chucks: :lol:.

But yeah, currently nothing because im looking to move soon and holding down a job at such a busy period is a bitch. Used to work in a Piano shop in Corbridge though which was kinda boring lol.

What is your favourite work of art ?.

What is your favourite work of art ?.
Probably this one
http://www.lenoci.org/megafono/imgs/Guernica.jpg
LOL! Sorry for the bypass.
What´s you´re favourite kind of elephant? Indian or African?
Last one for me, time to hit the sack, :rock:

What is your favourite work of art ?.

edit: answer to Danny's: how the hell do I know what kind of elephant I like most?

Besides Yngwie and The Last Supper? There's a piece of Chinese Art at the Huntington Museum from around 1000AD that I love but I don't know the name of it.

How much alcohol can you drink (beers, glasses of wine, champagne etc, or shots) before it's really apparent that you're crocked?

edit: answer to Danny's: how the hell do I know what kind of elephant I like most?

Besides Yngwie and The Last Supper? There's a piece of Chinese Art at the Huntington Museum from around 1000AD that I love but I don't know the name of it.

How much alcohol can you drink (beers, glasses of wine, champagne etc, or shots) before it's really apparent that you're crocked?

I can drink about 2 cans of strong lager before it's quite apparent that I have perpetual sea legs :lol:. But I can drinks a whole lot more than that without throwing it back up again lol.

btw Eric, when did I ask you about elephants ? :lol:. No worries Tony, was just messing mate, easy mistake to make :).

What is your favourite period of classical music ?.

I can drink about 2 cans of strong lager before it's quite apparent that I have perpetual sea legs :lol:. But I can drinks a whole lot more than that without throwing it back up again lol.

btw Eric, when did I ask you about elephants ? :lol:. No worries Tony, was just messing mate, easy mistake to make :).

What is your favourite period of classical music ?.

None! :eek: I have never really gave it a listen.

What is your favorite TV show?

None! :eek: I have never really gave it a listen.

What is your favorite TV show?

Jericho

Do you prefer white or wheat bread?

White.

What was the first song you learned to play?

None! :eek: I have never really gave it a listen.

*Nearly has a heart attack reading that!!* starts uploading classical songs for Janelle right now!!!* :lol:

White.

What was the first song you learned to play?

Deep Purples Smoke On The Water was the first i learned to play, DP's Highway Star was probably the first song i learnt all the way through:rock:
Who is your favourite vocalist ? :D

for me it's steve perry of journey.

which would you rather have. a les paul or a strat?

for me it's steve perry of journey.

which would you rather have. a les paul or a strat?

Les Paul

If you were only allowed to play songs that you dislike, would you still play?

Les Paul

If you were only allowed to play songs that you dislike, would you still play?

Yeah, i would find a way to make them fun :)

What would be the song you open a performence with on stage ?

What would be the song you open a performence with on stage ?
Old McDonalds had a farm.
Which is your favourite flower?

Old McDonalds had a farm.
Which is your favourite flower?

Black rose :D ....., lol plutunias(not sure on the spelling) :woot:
If you could spend the night with anyone , who would it be?:p

If you could spend the night with anyone , who would it be?:p
I´m may do it again with the same one I did last week, ;)
When was the last time you shut your home PC for 24 hours in a row? :toothless:

I´m may do it again with the same one I did last week, ;)
When was the last time you shut your home PC for 24 hours in a row? :toothless:

About a week ago.
What was the last food you ate?

About a week ago.
What was the last food you ate?

A peanut butter sammy :)

When was the last time you sat on a tree swing?

A peanut butter sammy :)

When was the last time you sat on a tree swing?

Oooh about 9 yrs or so ago , i fell asleep on it holding a bottle lol :lol:
If you were given three wishs, what would they be?:)

Oooh about 9 yrs or so ago , i fell asleep on it holding a bottle lol :lol:
If you were given three wishs, what would they be?:)

I would wish for...

1. A money machine that printed real notes. Any notes I wanted too. Fivers Tenners Twenties Fifties etc.

2. Wish for an end to all hunger and poverty in the world.

3. Wish for mankind to use 10% more of his brainpower on average. We might all stop bickering...


How many times have you left your home country ?.

I would wish for...

1. A money machine that printed real notes. Any notes I wanted too. Fivers Tenners Twenties Fifties etc.

2. Wish for an end to all hunger and poverty in the world.

3. Wish for mankind to use 10% more of his brainpower on average. We might all stop bickering...


How many times have you left your home country ?.


Well, I have never left my country as of yet,..but!,..If I did,. I would visit Russia. It looks like an interesting country and the girls are really hot!!


Let me see!!??? Ok,...If you had one choice of just one guitar you could buy and you had the money to spend,...what would it be and why!?? Answer wisely grasshopper!!...:lol:

Well, I have never left my country as of yet,..but!,..If I did,. I would visit Russia. It looks like an interesting country and the girls are really hot!!


Let me see!!??? Ok,...If you had one choice of just one guitar you could buy and you had the money to spend,...what would it be and why!?? Answer wisely grasshopper!!...:lol:

I'd save the money and keep using my AV-1 i built, its in pieces atm for some restoring, and im missing it like air and water, but if i was forced to buy a guitar, i'd go for a Ibanez Jem, cus it plays as good as it looks, i'd never spend that sort of money on a guitar though tbh.

What would you choose as your last meal ?

I'd save the money and keep using my AV-1 i built, its in pieces atm for some restoring, and im missing it like air and water, but if i was forced to buy a guitar, i'd go for a Ibanez Jem, cus it plays as good as its looks, i'd never spend that sort of money on a guitar though tbh.

What would you choose as your last meal ?

Beer & Chicken wings!

If you could go 1 place on vacation where would it be?

Beer & Chicken wings!

If you could go 1 place on vacation where would it be?

Lol i would visit level nine of hell , there not much for forgiveness but atleast there upfront and honest :lol:
If you could spend time with a lost loved one, who would it be? :)

Lol i would visit level nine of hell , there not much for forgiveness but atleast there upfront and honest :lol:
If you could spend time with a lost loved one, who would it be? :)

My Dad

Which song do you wish you had written?

Definitely a McCartney tune probably Eleanor Rigby


How much cash do you have on you right now?

Definitely a McCartney tune probably Eleanor Rigby


How much cash do you have on you right now?
Exactly 2 Euros and 20 cents.
How many pair of shoes do you have?

Exactly 2 Euros and 20 cents.
How many pair of shoes do you have?

I have about 60 or more pairs. Hope Charles doesn't see this...lol

Do you have a pet?

I have about 60 or more pairs. Hope Charles doesn't see this...lol

Do you have a pet?
60!!??!! Is that sixty?????? :tard: LMAO! Yeah, mr. Jimi (my dog) is around here. Not sure who owns who, but anyways he´s a funny lil dude, :P
How many light bulbs do you have exactly at home? (Start counting them,...now! ) :lol:

60!!??!! Is that sixty?????? :tard: LMAO! Yeah, mr. Jimi (my dog) is around here. Not sure who owns who, but anyways he´s a funny lil dude, :P
How many light bulbs do you have exactly at home? (Start counting them,...now! ) :lol:


27

Why are you posting in Open Chat when you should be practicing a guitar piece? :lol:

27

Why are you posting in Open Chat when you should be practicing a guitar piece? :lol:
Cause I already got it nailed since 5 PM ya snail, :notme:LMAO!

Cause I already got it nailed since 5 PM ya snail, :notme:LMAO!

Sent......

Ok need a question now..

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Sent......

Ok need a question now..

What did you want to be when you grew up?
A fireman! But you should define what growing up means better....
Edit: forgot the question.
What is the real role of flies in life?

A fireman! But you should define what growing up means better....
Edit: forgot the question.
What is the real role of flies in life?

The fly maggot is especially essential to break down and redistribute organic matter. The waste products of maggots provide nutrients for molds, fungi, and plants. The true significance or importance of flies, for that reason, lies beyond the negative impact of the Medfly, housefly, or mosquito, but "rather in the large numbers of unfamiliar species that are an essential element in the food chains upon which all life depends," as noted by entomologist, Harold Oldroyd. Flies should be considered part of a much greater web or food chain, that supports life far beyond their pestilent existence. In any ecosystem, as intricate as its food web is, it appears that "everything is connected to everything else. :lol:


If you could sit down to dinner with any one person, famous or otherwise, who would it be?

The fly maggot is especially essential to break down and redistribute organic matter. The waste products of maggots provide nutrients for molds, fungi, and plants. The true significance or importance of flies, for that reason, lies beyond the negative impact of the Medfly, housefly, or mosquito, but "rather in the large numbers of unfamiliar species that are an essential element in the food chains upon which all life depends," as noted by entomologist, Harold Oldroyd. Flies should be considered part of a much greater web or food chain, that supports life far beyond their pestilent existence. In any ecosystem, as intricate as its food web is, it appears that "everything is connected to everything else. :lol:



Ask a stupid question, get a reasoned and intelligent answer .... hang on, thats not right .... :lol:

Ask a stupid question, get a reasoned and intelligent answer .... hang on, thats not right .... :lol:
Better off, get some midi shit instead, :lol:

Better off, get some midi shit instead, :lol:

:lol: Ok .... it could happen to anybody :confused:

If you could sit down to dinner with any one person, famous or otherwise, who would it be?

:lol: Ok .... it could happen to anybody :confused:
LOL! No prob man, now I got the right one and I´m having a blast! :yourock:

If you could sit down to dinner with any one person, famous or otherwise, who would it be?

That would be my Dad again.....

What as the happiest moment of your life?

That would be my Dad again.....

What as the happiest moment of your life?

My gf at the time telling me i might be a father, it was a false alarm sadly, but probably my dad praising me for my guitar work, his not been known to praise anyone lol :)
Is there one thing you have wished you had of done but still haven't? :)

Is there one thing you have wished you had of done but still haven't? :)

Selma Hayek? :notme:

Ever wanted to be a Cow herd?

Selma Hayek? :notme:

Ever wanted to be a Cow herd?

No :lol:

Ever wanted to be a marine creature of some description ?.

No :lol:

Ever wanted to be a marine creature of some description ?.


ah yes..the elusive Sea Donkey


Belly Button...insie or outsie?

ah yes..the elusive Sea Donkey


Belly Button...insie or outsie?

Insie


Do you have any tatoos?

Insie


Do you have any tatoos?

No but I want 1 or 2 at some point.

Do you, the next person, have any tats ?.

Insie


Do you have any tatoos?

I have a patriotic tat on my right forearm

What is your worst trait?

I have a patriotic tat on my right forearm

What is your worst trait?

My inability to even try to tolerate numerous bad traits in other people. lol.

What is your worst bad habbit ?

What is your worst bad habbit ?

Smoking.

What's the best book you have ever read?

My inability to even try to tolerate numerous bad traits in other people. lol.

What is your worst bad habbit ?

Playing with my goatee all the time!!:lol: I do it all the time and my wife hates it....that's my goatee,..she hates!

If you could get on a ship and travel space,.. bring one person and live till you're 150 to see whats out there,..would ya go and with who??:wtf: :tard:

Playing with my goatee all the time!!:lol: I do it all the time and my wife hates it....that's my goatee,..she hates!

If you could get on a ship and travel space,.. bring one person and live till you're 150 to see whats out there,..would ya go and with who??:wtf: :tard:

No, I could not choose just one person.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

What about the power .... to move you :lol:

Try again, best book?

What about the power .... to move you :lol:

Try again, best book?

To Kill A Mockingbird

Have you ever dreamed of anyone from this site?,lol If so who?

No.

what's your fav adult beverage?

No.

what's your fav adult beverage?

Not much of a drinker, so just beer or cider probably.

Whats one thing you couldn't live without?

Not much of a drinker, so just beer or cider probably.

Whats one thing you couldn't live without?

Afew things really , can't really pinpoint any of them:)
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself? :tard:

Afew things really , can't really pinpoint any of them:)
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself? :tard:

Yes!!....I would like to go to Berkley school of music to become a better Guitar player and really learn music the right way!!
:yourock:

If you where a guitar who would you want playing you??!!

Yes!!....I would like to go to Berkley school of music to become a better Guitar player and really learn music the right way!!
:yourock:

If you where a guitar who would you want playing you??!!

Either Ritchie Blackmore or Joe Satriani, Blackmore has been known to be agressive with his guitars in his early years lol, so maybe Satch instead :D
If you could possess any vocalist or guitarists ability , who would it be?:thumb:

Either Ritchie Blackmore or Joe Satriani, Blackmore has been known to be agressive with his guitars in his early years lol, so maybe Satch instead :D
If you could possess any vocalist or guitarists ability , who would it be?:thumb:


Wow...that's a hard one! Vocals,...Joe Walsh....Guiatarist,..Robin Trower or Joe Walsh.

What size are your pants?? :lol: :lol:......This is really fun and funny as hell!!

Either Ritchie Blackmore or Joe Satriani, Blackmore has been known to be agressive with his guitars in his early years lol, so maybe Satch instead :D
If you could possess any vocalist or guitarists ability , who would it be?:thumb:

JPF's voice!!!

I see there's an unanswered question there, so I won't ask one of my own.

JPF's voice!!!

I see there's an unanswered question there, so I won't ask one of my own.


I agree! JPF:yourock:

What size are your pants?? :lol: :lol:......This is really fun and funny as hell!!
LMAO! My Levi´s are 30-34 I think.
What´s your favourite brand of house cleansing liquid? :lol:

LMAO! My Levi´s are 30-34 I think.
What´s your favourite brand of house cleansing liquid? :lol:

Lol Dettol spray , its damn good and kills germs fast :lol:
How do you like your steak ? :D

Lol Dettol spray , its damn good and kills germs fast :lol:
How do you like your steak ? :D


Medium rare with A1 sauce!!

How many things in your house have wheels!! Start counting!!:tard: :lol: :wtf:

How many things in your house have wheels!! Start counting!!
LMFAO!!!! :lol::lol: hahahahahahaha! No way I´m gonna go upstairs and start counting them, hahaha!

Medium rare with A1 sauce!!

How many things in your house have wheels!! Start counting!!:tard: :lol: :wtf:

Omg...If you count my sons little cars there would be hundreds....lol


Can you speak any other languages?

Omg...If you count my sons little cars there would be hundreds....lol


Can you speak any other languages?

I can speak abit of german :p
If you had the chance, what famous landmark would you want to visit?:)

I can speak abit of german :p
If you had the chance, what famous landmark would you want to visit?:)

The Pyramids in Egypt.

What are you thinking right now?

The Pyramids in Egypt.

What are you thinking right now?

That the Pyramids of Egypt was also gonna be my answer, as well as the collesseum of Rome.

What is your favourite food to pig out on ?.

That the Pyramids of Egypt was also gonna be my answer, as well as the collesseum of Rome.

What is your favourite food to pig out on ?.

Honey Garlic Chicken Wings & beer! Yummy!!!!!!

Whats you favorite site to visit online?

Uhhhhhhhh.......HERE!!!!!!

And Per and Johnny....i'll be setting up your hearing tests in the near future!!!!! LOL!!! Thanks fellas!!!:thumb:

Oooops, almost forgot......What smell do you like the most!!!

Uhhhhhhhh.......HERE!!!!!!

And Per and Johnny....i'll be setting up your hearing tests in the near future!!!!! LOL!!! Thanks fellas!!!:thumb:

Oooops, almost forgot......What smell do you like the most!!!

I love the smell of lilacs.

Whats your current favorite song?

I love the smell of lilacs.

Whats your current favorite song?

Probably Dream Theaters "Ministry Of Lost Souls", i like that alot atm.

Whats your all time favourite song ?

Probably Dream Theaters "Ministry Of Lost Souls", i like that alot atm.

Whats your all time favourite song ?

Bloodyhell this is tough, either Ritchie Blackmore's live version of Difficult To Cure , or Joe Satriani's - Flying In A Blue Dream, i can't choose between them lol :o
Which would you choose between these two, you could meet your soul mate and spend the rest of your days with each other , or all of your family could be in good health ?:headscratch:

Bloodyhell this is tough, either Ritchie Blackmore's live version of Difficult To Cure , or Joe Satriani's - Flying In A Blue Dream, i can't choose between them lol :o
Which would you choose between these two, you could meet your soul mate and spend the rest of your days with each other , or all of your family could be in good health ?:headscratch:

My family could be in good health.:)


What is your dream job?

My family could be in good health.:)


What is your dream job?

To be a counselor for troubled kids.

Do you like to fish?

yes i like to fish but don't do often

where is your dream place to live?

yes i like to fish but don't do often

where is your dream place to live?

I have always wanted my own castle..So i would choose a magical beautiful place where they have castles :)

Have you ever watched a movie or a tv show and you were cussing the people on it,lol?

Have you ever watched a movie or a tv show and you were cussing the people on it,lol?
Yeah, The Waltons, 'good night pa!' 'good night son', etc. Man I hated that, lol!
Ever woke up from bed and fallen cause of having a dummy foot?

Yeah, The Waltons, 'good night pa!' 'good night son', etc. Man I hated that, lol!
Ever woke up from bed and fallen cause of having a dummy foot?


Nope, can't say I have.

Ever woke up from bed and found yourself next to a dummy?

Nope, can't say I have.

Ever woke up from bed and found yourself next to a dummy?

She was a bit thick but she wasn't a total dummy. :)

Ever woke up from a nightmare or dream of some kind and jerked rather violently because of the dream ?...

Nope, can't say I have.

Awe cmmon, so ya never had blood clogged in your veins huh? Jeeze, I must eat less cholesterol food, :p
Answering to Danny´s, yeah, thing is I always forget what I dream 5 minutes after waking up.
Ever thought of using white socks while wearing sandles?

Awe cmmon, so ya never had blood clogged in your veins huh? Jeeze, I must eat less cholesterol food, :p
Answering to Danny´s, yeah, thing is I always forget what I dream 5 minutes after waking up.
Ever thought of using white socks while wearing sandles?

Have done so on occassion without a care :lol:. But rarely do I wear sandals. White socks though, couldn't care less about such daft fashion sense. Wear what the fuck I want to wear.

Have you ever got really nasty sunburn and then someone has slapped you right on it ?.

Have done so on occassion without a care :lol:. But rarely do I wear sandals. White socks though, couldn't care less about such daft fashion sense. Wear what the fuck I want to wear.

Have you ever got really nasty sunburn and then someone has slapped you right on it ?.

Yes on my neck lol, i always get it on my forearms and neck , if my neck gets caught it stings like a bugger especially if someone slaps it lol :D
If you could look like anyone , who would it be? :p

Yes on my neck lol, i always get it on my forearms and neck , if my neck gets caught it stings like a bugger especially if someone slaps it lol :D
If you could look like anyone , who would it be? :p

:lol: Im pretty happy how I am, but I guess having some Johnny Depp-esque features wouldn't hurt lolol.

Which famous actor/actress would you want to play you in a film about your life ?.

:lol: Im pretty happy how I am, but I guess having some Johnny Depp-esque features wouldn't hurt lolol.

Which famous actor/actress would you want to play you in a film about your life ?.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus.


What band do you hate?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus.


What band do you hate?

Metallica

What band (band, not artist) do you love above all others ?.

What band (band, not artist) do you love above all others ?.

If you know me...DREAM THEATER!!! To have all these pros in one band is just sick!!!

Whats the worst injury you have ever sustained??

Whats the worst injury you have ever sustained??
Mid Febuary 1945, I was on a patrol at Iwojima, suddenly we got surrounded by hundreds of japs, lost my legs after stepping a mine, but I kept running, then I lost my left arm thanks to a samurai blade from this kamikaze like officer, nonetheless I managed to safely take my injured buddy back to the beach, have a nice coffee and go back to the front line. :p
Not much really, I think I´ve been lucky. Maybe when I fell from a ladder and broke a couple bones while trying to fit a ceiling lamp a few years back.
Do you wear any glasses for vision correction?

Do you wear any glasses for vision correction?

Reading glasses for the last year, which was a pain after 26 yrs of 20/20!!

Do you ever cringe in embarrassment over the thought of something you did / said years back?

Reading glasses for the last year, which was a pain after 26 yrs of 20/20!!

Do you ever cringe in embarrassment over the thought of something you did / said years back?

Yes lol, one bank holiday monday a friend was doing motor trike rides, so i had a go, i said to him that he can go abit faster , anyway first corner i slid of and under the wheels lol :lol: :wtf:
That was the lastime i ever went on a trike lol :p
If you could eat any food of your choice for a night, what would it be?:)

Yes lol, one bank holiday monday a friend was doing motor trike rides, so i had a go, i said to him that he can go abit faster , anyway first corner i slid of and under the wheels lol :lol: :wtf:
That was the lastime i ever went on a trike lol :p
If you could eat any food of your choice for a night, what would it be?:)

Chicken Tikka Curry.

Who do you hate more than anyone else on this planet ?.

Chicken Tikka? GAYL!!! Vindaloo or upwards!! :)

Hate - Alan Sugar.

What car would you most like to crash?

Chicken Tikka? GAYL!!! Vindaloo or upwards!! :)

Hate - Alan Sugar.

What car would you most like to crash?

wtf is GAYL!! ?.

Chicken Tikka? GAYL!!! Vindaloo or upwards!! :)

Hate - Alan Sugar.

What car would you most like to crash?

A Volvo!

What was the best concert you have ever been to?

A Volvo!

What was the best concert you have ever been to?

:lol: I nearly answered this with "My Volvo" but thought well, I don't really want to crash it ... so, ummm, I didn't. :confused:

Alice Cooper at the Astoria, I was a yard away from the guy! And considering the small venue he was phenomenal! I had seen him previously at Wembly Arena and at Reading, but this was special.

What is the most difficult thing you have ever had to do?

:lol: I nearly answered this with "My Volvo" but thought well, I don't really want to crash it ... so, ummm, I didn't. :confused:

Alice Cooper at the Astoria, I was a yard away from the guy! And considering the small venue he was phenomenal! I had seen him previously at Wembly Arena and at Reading, but this was special.

What is the most difficult thing you have ever had to do?

Giving birth! :tard:


Do you believe in ghosts?

Giving birth! :tard:


Do you believe in ghosts?

Cant argue that one, watching was hard enough :eek:

Ghosts .. no.

What (Apart from giving birth) is your proudest moment?

Cant argue that one, watching was hard enough :eek:

Ghosts .. no.

What (Apart from giving birth) is your proudest moment?

I have to many to name! Most of them have to do with my kids though!:)


What's your favorite restaurant?

I have to many to name! Most of them have to do with my kids though!:)


What's your favorite restaurant?

Ita a pub/restaurant called the Pied Piper as they do a 2 for 1 deal, and have a large play area for the kids. I'm a sad old git :lol:

What is the worst song ever written?

Ita a pub/restaurant called the Pied Piper as they do a 2 for 1 deal, and have a large play area for the kids. I'm a sad old git :lol:

What is the worst song ever written?

Hmm not sure i could pinpoint one Steve, been agood few lol (Barbie girl springs to mind) :lol:
Is there any musician/band you think thats well overrated?:toothless:

wtf is GAYL!! ?.

Gay as You Like :)

Gay as You Like :)

Silence you Fruity Cockgobbler. I like a nice Chicken Tikka Masala Curry with a Nice tall glass of 0.8% Shandy on Ice. :stick:

Silence you Fruity Cockgobbler. I like a nice Chicken Tikka Masala Curry with a Nice tall glass of 0.8% Shandy on Ice. :stick:

Yee knar as wey as ah dee that shandy an' chicken tikka masala is fo' poofs. chicken tikka masala is fo' people that divvint leek curry fo' fucks syck. and everybody knows that those whe canna tek their curry hot are as canny as poofs leek.

Or something like that ;)

Yee knar as wey as ah dee that shandy an' chicken tikka masala is fo' poofs. chicken tikka masala is fo' people that divvint leek curry fo' fucks syck. and everybody knows that those whe canna tek their curry hot are as canny as poofs leek.

Or something like that ;)

:lol: Nice GeordoType mate

But seriously, aye. I love a nice curry, have had penty hot curries but am not overly fussy which. I tend to have Tikka more because they always seem to stock it more than they do the others. Tastes alreet to me like.

But hey, if you have something to prove then by all means go and prove it though. Don't let me stop ya :) :thumb:

Tell ya what, recommend me a good kind of curry to try, chances are I've had it but if I haven't then I will.

:lol: Nice GeordoType mate

But seriously, aye. I love a nice curry, have had penty hot curries but am not overly fussy which. I tend to have Tikka more because they always seem to stock it more than they do the others. Tastes alreet to me like.

But hey, if you have something to prove then by all means go and prove it though. Don't let me stop ya :) :thumb:

Tell ya what, recommend me a good kind of curry to try, chances are I've had it but if I haven't then I will.

you know I am only fooling matey. As for what curry - I used to go to extremes on the strength but now I settle for a nice Vindaloo and occasionally a Tindaloo. Most Curry Houses will adjust the strength to what you want.
The Chicken Tikka Masala dish is a westernised dish and probably the most fattening of all curries. If you like that one try a Garlic Butter Chicken Balti and tell them to make it vindaloo strength :rock:

To be honest - its all a bit westernised in the uk. Much of the curry mixes are simplified and fresh spices are replaced with dry spices. A work friend of mine occasionally makes me a curry. That is a different taste altogether - made with fruit or fish. They are not hot but very aromatic and cleaner tasting than restaurant curries.

Aye, to be honest I don't know if I like "proper" curry. Too many flavours, I kinda like to keep food simple. Some nice choice cuts of chicken breast, nice white rice and a nice tikka sauce (loyd grossman lolol). Plenty nice ones out there though, no matter how westernised. I tend to only like em with Chicken anyway lol. Nice though eh.

Anyway, we have interrupted the thread here. Back to questions you go guys, sorry lol.

Whoa..thread hijacking..Porty and Danny you two should get a cooking show :lol:
http://www.lifestylefood.com.au/content/shows/headers/Two-Fat-Ladies.jpg

..Is there any musician/band you think thats well overrated?:toothless:

I guess just about any rapper.

If you could choose one person to run your country (politician or not), who would it be?

Whoa..thread hijacking..Porty and Danny you two should get a cooking show :lol:
http://www.lifestylefood.com.au/content/shows/headers/Two-Fat-Ladies.jpg


...... yes. And now for something completely different.


I guess just about any rapper.

If you could choose one person to run your country (politician or not), who would it be?

Cartman.

when was the last time you cleaned you computer keyboard?

...... yes. And now for something completely different.




Cartman.

when was the last time you cleaned you computer keyboard?

You are so rude Porty (AKA: THE LAW or Sunny). I am never rude man :) :lol:

Last time I cleaned my K-Board was a couple of weeks ago... then I bought a new one... why did I bother ? :(...

When did you last give your PC Documents files a clearout of all the shit (or Porn) you really don't need ?...

You are so rude Porty (AKA: THE LAW or Sunny). I am never rude man :) :lol:

Last time I cleaned my K-Board was a couple of weeks ago... then I bought a new one... why did I bother ? :(...

When did you last give your PC Documents files a clearout of all the shit (or Porn) you really don't need ?...

Over a year ago. Need to do it now! :tard:

What do you consider your most prized possession?

Over a year ago. Need to do it now! :tard:

What do you consider your most prized possession?

I couldn't really say J , not really a possesive kind of person , maybe my guitar at a push :)
If you could spend a night with anyone , who would it be?;)

I couldn't really say J , not really a possesive kind of person , maybe my guitar at a push :)
If you could spend a night with anyone , who would it be?;)

I would say Charles because we don't get any time together anymore!:tard:


If you could have been in any band which one would it be?

I would say Charles because we don't get any time together anymore!:tard:


If you could have been in any band which one would it be?

Lol i think i did ask that question about who you would spend a night with before actually, slap me lol :slap:
Would have to be either Deep Purple , Dream Theater or Blackmores Night:D
What is three of your favourite memorys? :)

Lol i think i did ask that question about who you would spend a night with before actually, slap me lol :slap:
Would have to be either Deep Purple , Dream Theater or Blackmores Night:D
What is three of your favourite memorys? :)

Having my kids, getting married & going on vacation with Charles.



Have you ever stolen anything?

i have stolen the hearts of every woman who has met me. lol.

have you ever gone skinnydipping or streaking?

i have stolen the hearts of every woman who has met me. lol.

have you ever gone skinnydipping or streaking?

yes. Skinnydipped, and with an actress no less. But I guess my wife would kill me if I went into detail :)

Do you have any superstitious habits or routines?

yes. Skinnydipped, and with an actress no less. But I guess my wife would kill me if I went into detail :)

Do you have any superstitious habits or routines?

I pray to a God I'm not sure I believe in to let my son, daughter and wife have a long life whenever we step on a plane or do something beyond the norm. I also touch whatever piece of wood is nearest as I do it.

Where's the strangest place you've ever woken up?

I pray to a God I'm not sure I believe in to let my son, daughter and wife have a long life whenever we step on a plane or do something beyond the norm. I also touch whatever piece of wood is nearest as I do it.

Where's the strangest place you've ever woken up?

On my front step in the winter time! lol

Have you urinated in a swimming pool or shower, as an adult?:lol:

absolutely, it is a prerequisite :)

have you ever exposed yourself as a dare?

absolutely, it is a prerequisite :)

have you ever exposed yourself as a dare?

Yes! And that's all I have to say about that! :D


Who would you most like to be stranded on a desert island with?

Yes! And that's all I have to say about that! :D


Who would you most like to be stranded on a desert island with?

Bear Grylls, he'd get us back to safety in no time :). If it had to be till I died, then probably Shakira or Kimberly Walsh :D

Have you ever exposed yourself for no reason other than to do so ?.

Bear Grylls, he'd get us back to safety in no time :). If it had to be till I died, then probably Shakira or Kimberly Walsh :D

Have you ever exposed yourself for no reason other than to do so ?.

Yes, only in front of Charles though...lol


What is your biggest fear?

Yes, only in front of Charles though...lol


What is your biggest fear?

Never winning the lotto.

What annoys you quicker then anything ?

Never winning the lotto.

What annoys you quicker then anything ?

When people cut me off or interrupt me when i'm talking!

Name one thing you know about me ?

When people cut me off or interrupt me when i'm talking!

Name one thing you know about me ?


Your a great kisser ...ooops wrong answer :notme: ..You are a Wonderful Mother :)

Name something you like about me?

Your a great kisser ...ooops wrong answer :notme:

Shhhhhhhhh...That's our little secret!:lol:

Your a great kisser ...ooops wrong answer :notme: ..You are a Wonderful Mother :)

Name something you like about me?

Thanks! :)


Your a kind and caring person with a great personality!


Whats the best part of your day ?

Thanks! :)


Your a kind and caring person with a great personality!


Whats the best part of your day ?

Thanks babe :)

The best part of my day would be when i get my son from school and he says to me"Mama i got 100% today!" Just makes my whole day !

Do you like to people watch? and if you do why?

Thanks babe :)

The best part of my day would be when i get my son from school and he says to me"Mama i got 100% today!" Just makes my whole day !

Do you like to people watch? and if you do why?

Sometimes i do , you can learn alot from what ppl say/do and from what they don't do , i don't think ppl realise sometimes how easily you can read there intentions and motives, i can't say i spend hours studying ppl , but its interesting cos you can learn how to see through ppl ;)
What are your three favourite movies ? :)

monty python and THE holy grail
monty python and the HOLY grail
and monty python and the holy GRAIL


do you pick up hitch hikers?

monty python and THE holy grail
monty python and the HOLY grail
and monty python and the holy GRAIL


do you pick up hitch hikers?

Great films, all three of those :) , although i might of put The Life Of Brian in there too :)

And no, cus i can't drive lol, but i wouldn't even if i did, to many nutcases about.

Whats the closest thing you've seen to heaven on earth? (it can be your idea of heaven, not just fluffy clouds and angels etc lol )

Great films, all three of those :) , although i might of put The Life Of Brian in there too :)

And no, cus i can't drive lol, but i wouldn't even if i did, to many nutcases about.

Whats the closest thing you've seen to heaven on earth? (it can be your idea of heaven, not just fluffy clouds and angels etc lol )

It was in a dream actually, it wasn't anything amazing, to most it would be just a normal day, i was playing a game of football(soccer) with alittle lad in a back garden, there was a really beautiful women aswell , don't remember much more but i felt at peace and happy, then i woke up ... bugger lol:toothless:
Have you ever wanted any plastic surgery? :p

It was in a dream actually, it wasn't anything amazing, to most it would be just a normal day, i was playing a game of football(soccer) with alittle lad in a back garden, there was a really beautiful women aswell , don't remember much more but i felt at peace and happy, then i woke up ... bugger lol:toothless:
Have you ever wanted any plastic surgery? :p

No, don't want it, can't afford it.

Would you marry someone for their money ?

No, don't want it, can't afford it.

Would you marry someone for their money ?

Dunno ... my wife says she married me 'cos I SAID I had money

......

......

.. but I lied!! :lol:

This is getting more like "would you ... for a mil?"!! :chucks:

What is your earliest childhood memory?

Dunno ... my wife says she married me 'cos I SAID I had money

......

......

.. but I lied!! :lol:

This is getting more like "would you ... for a mil?"!! :chucks:

What is your earliest childhood memory?

Trust me to get the difficult one. I honestly really can't pinpoint my earliest memory at all. All the childhood memories seem a blur to me, I can't figure the chronological order of them.

I remember falling down the stairs and cracking my head open on the radiators we had just had put in and getting whisked off to casualty.

I also had an out of body experience when I "drowned" and my Grandma brought me back to life when I went wading out in a Loch up in Scotland only to find out that the teenagers I was wading towards were treading water and I couldn't swim.

As I had been waving all the way on the way out, when I actually started flapping my hands about as I was starting to drown, my whole family waved back at me all the time. I guess I was sort of crying wolf, only not intentionally.

For a million dollars....

Oh no. I mean, have you ever kissed someone of the same sex. Tongues and all ?

Bear Grylls, he'd get us back to safety in no time :). If it had to be till I died, then probably Shakira or Kimberly Walsh :D

Have you ever exposed yourself for no reason other than to do so ?.

Bloody hell, I never knew her name was Kimberly Walsh ! I thought you were referring to a girlfriend I had at school that I lost touch with that I loved dearly. I was going to ask you how she was doing now and if she still tickled people madly, as she would be the last person I would spend on a desert island as the tickling was pure torture !!!

But you meant that fox out of Girls Aloud instead.

Silly me !

:tard:

Trust me to get the difficult one. I honestly really can't pinpoint my earliest memory at all. All the childhood memories seem a blur to me, I can't figure the chronological order of them.

I remember falling down the stairs and cracking my head open on the radiators we had just had put in and getting whisked off to casualty.

I also had an out of body experience when I "drowned" and my Grandma brought me back to life when I went wading out in a Loch up in Scotland only to find out that the teenagers I was wading towards were treading water and I couldn't swim.

As I had been waving all the way on the way out, when I actually started flapping my hands about as I was starting to drown, my whole family waved back at me all the time. I guess I was sort of crying wolf, only not intentionally.

For a million dollars....

Oh no. I mean, have you ever kissed someone of the same sex. Tongues and all ?

Truth?

Yeah!!

Did it for a dare, to p**s off the square punters in the lounge of the pub my wife an' me used to run '99 - '04.

Got to be quite a regular thing akshually!!

Wish he'd shaved and brushed his teeth more regularly though (he was a heavy smoker)

:tard:


What was your last vivid dream?



btw ... MY earliest memory is of running out of my home, aged 3, to meet & play with a friend, who was running towards me on the grassed area, encompassed by the circular road we both lived upon.

It's just conceivable that "the friend" could have been "Unraveled", cause we both DID live on the same road at the time: "Ringwood Crescent" in Stockton, but my family moved out of that road fairly shortly afterwards and I don't have any other early memory of knowing Unraveled, till I was 15, when he introduced me to his mum (who REMEMBERED me!!!)

Truth?

Yeah!!

Did it for a dare, to p**s off the square punters in the lounge of the pub my wife an' me used to run '99 - '04.

Got to be quite a regular thing akshually!!

Wish he'd shaved and brushed his teeth more regularly though (he was a heavy smoker)

:tard:


What was your last vivid dream?

God man,

Now you're asking. I can't answer dream questions without going into pages and pages, and they are always so colourful and vivid and the plot and landscape, theme and characters all change at a moment's notice.

The last one I started out in an institution of some sort, then ended up breaking out. Then I was driving in a high speed car for no apparent reason that then became a VW camper van and then I was in New Zealand (that I have never been to). etc. etc. etc.

I have no idea what they all mean. But they are always as vivid and whacky as hell and I wake up more exhausted than when i went to sleep !

Have you ever really beaten the living crap out of someone and if so why ?

Have you ever really beaten the living crap out of someone and if so why ?
Yes. Last time was to an asshole drugsta guy, he tried to steal my wallet threatening me with a knife, walking back home one saturday night around 4 years ago. I´m positively sure I broke his jaw and a few ribs. Just left the cunt there.
Lets go, lol! If you have children, or if not, do you really think kids will live a better world than you have?

Have you ever really beaten the living crap out of someone and if so why ?Im not a fighter lol... BUT... A few years ago my daughter Lindsey was playing out and this boy started picking on her she was 13 at the time ,so she was giving as good as she took then the mother of this boy came out and grabbed our lindsey and hit her over the head with a perfume bottle so all these Kids brought Lindsey home and told me what happened i was furious so i said go and tell this woman i want her lol :wtf: was i thinking ,well all these hard looking women turned up :eek: the mother came shouting and swearing at me down our path i thought im doomed lol anyway i just punched her and knocked her out it was a lucky punch the others just got her and walked off .. The boy now is 23 is up on a murder charge for stabbing a guy.. they were scum bags


Have you ever fell asleep and woke up wondering where you are lol

Im not a fighter lol... BUT... A few years ago my daughter Lindsey was playing out and this boy started picking on her she was 13 at the time ,so she was giving as good as she took then the mother of this boy came out and grabbed our lindsey and hit her over the head with a perfume bottle so all these Kids brought Lindsey home and told me what happened i was furious so i said go and tell this woman i want her lol :wtf: was i thinking ,well all these hard looking women turned up :eek: the mother came shouting and swearing at me down our path i thought im doomed lol anyway i just punched her and knocked her out it was a lucky punch the others just got her and walked off .. The boy now is 23 is up on a murder charge for stabbing a guy.. they were scum bags


Have you ever fell asleep and woke up wondering where you are lol

Nope,never been that drunk,lol

What is the best chocolate you have ever had?

Nope,never been that drunk,lol

What is the best chocolate you have ever had?

Any chocolate with almonds in it!


Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Any chocolate with almonds in it!


Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Hopefully living my dream ;)

Do you like green tea?

Hopefully living my dream ;)

Do you like green tea?

I have never tried it! I hear it's really good for you though! :)

What is one thing that you would like to do before you die?

What is one thing that you would like to do before you die?

Live, learn, and breath all the life I can, :woot:
Are you a do´er kinda of person, or prefer to just lay back and watch what others do?

Live, learn, and breath all the life I can, :woot:
Are you a do´er kinda of person, or prefer to just lay back and watch what others do?

I'm a do'er kind of gal!

If you could go back in time, just for a day, what year would you visit?

I'm a do'er kind of gal!

If you could go back in time, just for a day, what year would you visit?

probably back about 8 years ago, to settle something.

What would be your perfect date ?

probably back about 8 years ago, to settle something.

What would be your perfect date ?

Just someone who is themselves :)
Do you believe in karma? :)

Just someone who is themselves :)
Do you believe in karma? :)

Yes, I sure do!

Do you collect anything (or things)?

Do you collect anything (or things)?
Oh yeah, dust and dog hair, I´m sick and tyred of it but that´s life :P.
I do have a nice collection of sea shells-rocks, picked up at the beaches.
Do you have any hobby other than music?

Oh yeah, dust and dog hair, I´m sick and tyred of it but that´s life :P.
I do have a nice collection of sea shells-rocks, picked up at the beaches.
Do you have any hobby other than music?

I like beating the shit out of my punching bag for half an hour a day to keep fit and I love Football (Soccer) so I like to play that alot. I also love to draw but it's been a while since I did anything major. I also obsess over movies and the movie world.

Who is your favourite Artistic Renaissance master ?...

I like beating the shit out of my punching bag for half an hour a day to keep fit and I love Football (Soccer) so I like to play that alot. I also love to draw but it's been a while since I did anything major. I also obsess over movies and the movie world.

Who is your favourite Artistic Renaissance master ?...

What kind of question is that lmao, any of the works from the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles are fine by me :D

What is your favourite instrument to listen to and why ?

What is your favourite instrument to listen to and why ?
Jeeze that´s a hard one. I´d probably say the violoncello. Played solo it has such a beutiful sound.
Favourite chewing gum flavour?

Jeeze that´s a hard one. I´d probably say the violoncello. Played solo it has such a beutiful sound.
Favourite chewing gum flavour?

Grape & Cherry.


Have you ever eaten anything off the floor and what was it ?

Grape & Cherry.


Have you ever eaten anything off the floor and what was it ?

Yes,one time i made some fudge brownies..I had a sweet tooth bigger than shit :lol: ..See i like the ones cut from the corners,with yummy crust,and it was a big one...So i went to take a bite,and bam it fell to the floor..I said FUCK!!!...So no one was around,lol..So i picked that thing up quick,and it was gone faster than i dropped it:lol:

How do you take your coffee?

Yes,one time i made some fudge brownies..I had a sweet tooth bigger than shit :lol: ..See i like the ones cut from the corners,with yummy crust,and it was a big one...So i went to take a bite,and bam it fell to the floor..I said FUCK!!!...So no one was around,lol..So i picked that thing up quick,and it was gone faster than i dropped it:lol:

How do you take your coffee?

:lol: I would have ate the brownie too!


I take an extra large with double cream & single sugar!


What's the best surprise you've ever gotten?

What's the best surprise you've ever gotten?
uum, a bunch of em fortunately come to mind, but the one I´m thinking while typing is one of those surprise parties I suddenly found out here at home a couple years back. I was expecting to just walk the dog as every other wednesday night after coming home from work, and this friend-neighbour who I left him a set of keys some time ago in case I forget them just fixed up one, for the sake of it, right here at my place (he´s a close friend, so no prob). There were suddenly like 30 people around here, big fuss to clean after but it sure was fun, and I mean fun! :D.
How many times a year do you go to the barber-beauty shop for a hairdo?

uum, a bunch of em fortunately come to mind, but the one I´m thinking while typing is one of those surprise parties I suddenly found out here at home a couple years back. I was expecting to just walk the dog as every other wednesday night after coming home from work, and this friend-neighbour who I left him a set of keys some time ago in case I forget them just fixed up one, for the sake of it, right here at my place (he´s a close friend, so no prob). There were suddenly like 30 people around here, big fuss to clean after but it sure was fun, and I mean fun! :D.
How many times a year do you go to the barber-beauty shop for a hairdo?

Once a year.

What would make your life perfect?

What would make your life perfect?
Nothing´s perfect, but I would not mind building up a family. Tough thing though, unless you find the right half that is, :p
Clothes,...polyester or cotton? (I HATE ironing, :lol:)

Nothing´s perfect, but I would not mind building up a family. Tough thing though, unless you find the right half that is, :p
Clothes,...polyester or cotton? (I HATE ironing, :lol:)

Either,it really doesnt matter to me...( I dont iron at all)..I just put my clothes on and go ;) ..The only thing i iron is my sons school clothes(They wear uniforms)..

Do you ever go to town barefeet?

( I dont iron at all)..I just put my clothes on and go ;) ..The only thing i iron is my sons school clothes(They wear uniforms)..

Do you ever go to town barefeet?
HAHAHA! I wish I could do that, ;). Nope, not here. Around the neighbourhood yes, for taking out the garbage bags and such. But I wouldn´t want to step over peoples spits, dog craps, chewing gums, etc you can find walking downtown,:p
How many times a day do you turn on the TV?

HAHAHA! I wish I could do that, ;). Nope, not here. Around the neighbourhood yes, for taking out the garbage bags and such. But I wouldn´t want to step over peoples spits, dog craps, chewing gums, etc you can find walking downtown,:p
How many times a day do you turn on the TV?

Maybe once,or sometimes not at all...I dont really watch much tv,unless i'm watching a dvd...

Have you ever been out riding on your bike or motor cycle and got a bug/bugs in your eyes or mouth?,lol

Maybe once,or sometimes not at all...I dont really watch much tv,unless i'm watching a dvd...

Have you ever been out riding on your bike or motor cycle and got a bug/bugs in your eyes or mouth?,lol

No, but i have while walking a few times in my eye, nearly everytime i've seen it a second to late aswell, as soon as it hits your eye, u close it and then its squashed, stupid bloody flys.

Have you ever damaged something by accident and not told the owner?

No, but i have while walking a few times in my eye, nearly everytime i've seen it a second to late aswell, as soon as it hits your eye, u close it and then its squashed, stupid bloody flys.

Have you ever damaged something by accident and not told the owner?

Yes lol but not to anyones stuff that i know, just to work related items :D :bitchslap:
If you had to leave your home and go somewhere new, what 3 things would you take with you? :)

Yes lol but not to anyones stuff that i know, just to work related items :D :bitchslap:
If you had to leave your home and go somewhere new, what 3 things would you take with you? :)

Clothes,cd's,beauty products

Whats the one word you constantly say?

Clothes,cd's,beauty products

Whats the one word you constantly say?

Lol and bollocks , i imagine :D
If you could have 4 super powers, what would they be? :toothless:

Lol and bollocks , i imagine :D
If you could have 4 super powers, what would they be? :toothless:



Super strength



Impenetrable hide



Ability to converse with and persuade salmon



And, of course, the ability to repair bicycles anywhere, anytime.



Where would you hide cash (a lot) if you had a need to keep it secret?

What kind of question is that lmao

what the fuck is the matter with that like you dafty ?. Theres plenty of them to choose from. Sheesh.

;)

Super strength



Impenetrable hide



Ability to converse with and persuade salmon



And, of course, the ability to repair bicycles anywhere, anytime.



Where would you hide cash (a lot) if you had a need to keep it secret?

In my bra....lol or my matress.

Have you ever lied about your age?

In my bra....lol or my matress.

Have you ever lied about your age?

Yes, I started drinking at an early age, 13, so lied to get alcohol and to get into pubs. That is about it though.

Have you ever had an affair ?

what the fuck is the matter with that like you dafty ?. Theres penty of them to choose from. Sheesh.

;)


:bitchslap:

:bitchslap:

? wtf is that for. Sheesh I tells ya :dunno:

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Yes, I started drinking at an early age, 13, so lied to get alcohol and to get into pubs. That is about it though.

Have you ever had an affair ?

I have never been married so no. And I never cheat when in a serious relationship. So no again lol.

What is your favourite classic cartoon ? (Bugs Bunny, Tom & Jerry etc etc)

What is your favourite classic cartoon ? (Bugs Bunny, Tom & Jerry etc etc)
Meet! meet! (Gotta love how the Coyote opens all his ACME mail sent boxes full of gadgets that never work:lol:) Pink Panther also comes to mind, that scene folding up the backround, pouring some salt and eating it is just a classic.
How do you shake hands to a stranger, both hands leveled, yours on top of his, or his on top of yours?

Meet! meet! (Gotta love how the Coyote opens all his ACME mail sent boxes full of gadgets that never work:lol:) Pink Panther also comes to mind, that scene folding up the backround, pouring some salt and eating it is just a classic.
How do you shake hands to a stranger, both hands leveled, yours on top of his, or his on top of yours?

I say Leveled,unless its a charming man wanting to kiss me hand,lol

Whats your favorite donut?

I say Leveled,unless its a charming man wanting to kiss me hand,lol

Whats your favorite donut?

Boston cream, yummmm, I want one now....lol

Have you ever embarrassed yourself in public ?

Boston cream, yummmm, I want one now....lol

Have you ever embarrassed yourself in public ?

Yes i do it everyday without knowing :lol:
Is there something you want that you haven't got? :)

Yes i do it everyday without knowing :lol:
Is there something you want that you haven't got? :)

I want lots of stuff but those are all material things. I have my family and that's all I need! :)



What's the most profound/ mean thing anyone has ever said to you?

I want lots of stuff but those are all material things. I have my family and that's all I need! :)


What's the most profound/ mean thing anyone has ever said to you?

Do I have to do this one?

oh ... ok then ...

From my father, August 1986


"Well I knew you'd fail, because you always do"


I'd just told him that I had to leave universityto find work and repay the bank for my overdraft that I built up in my first year.


Still f**ks me up, if I let it.


ok

:tmi:


Seeing we're getting deep .... is your long-term partner your first love?

Do I have to do this one?

oh ... ok then ...

From my father, August 1986


"Well I knew you'd fail, because you always do"


I'd just told him that I had to leave universityto find work and repay the bank for my overdraft that I built up in my first year.


Still f**ks me up, if I let it.


ok

:tmi:


Seeing we're getting deep .... is your long-term partner your first love?

No

Have you ever been in love with someone you couldnt have?

No

Have you ever been in love with someone you couldnt have?

Oh yeah ... still am in some ways ... haven't we all been there sometime?

Do you consider yourself a thoughtful person (don't need to ask YOU this one Mandy)?

Oh yeah ... still am in some ways ... haven't we all been there sometime?

Do you consider yourself a thoughtful person (don't need to ask YOU this one Mandy)?

Yes i think am , i always try to make sure the ones i love and care for are happy, i don't worry to much about myself just aslong as i see them happy it keeps me going :)
Do you believe in fate or destiny ?

Yes i think am , i always try to make sure the ones i love and care for are happy, i don't worry to much about myself just aslong as i see them happy it keeps me going :)
Do you believe in fate or destiny ?

No. I believe in spirituality, rather than a particular 'spirit', but fate and/or destiny? We make our own way, in my opinion, through hard work. Sometimes you get the prize, sometimes you don't ... and if you don't, then maybe you didn't want it badly enough, or didn't make the sacrifices you needed to ... or maybe the 'big guy' just happened to be looking the other way when you did.

Easy one ... what is your name? what is your quest? and what is your favourite colour?

(can you tell which film I watched last night? :notme: )

No. I believe in spirituality, rather than a particular 'spirit', but fate and/or destiny? We make our own way, in my opinion, through hard work. Sometimes you get the prize, sometimes you don't ... and if you don't, then maybe you didn't want it badly enough, or didn't make the sacrifices you needed to ... or maybe the 'big guy' just happened to be looking the other way when you did.

Easy one ... what is your name? what is your quest? and what is your favourite colour?

(can you tell which film I watched last night? :notme: )

Dave, To find the holy grail. Blue. I mean Red....

ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

Are you good at maths ?

Dave, To find the holy grail. Blue. I mean Red....

ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

Are you good at maths ?

Yeah, got an A in that, i stink at english though.

Whats the worst moment of your life? (or best if u'd prefer)

Yeah, got an A in that, i stink at english though.

Whats the worst moment of your life? (or best if u'd prefer)

The worst moment in my life would be when i lost my grandparents.

Do you prefer turkey or beef burgers?

The worst moment in my life would be when i lost my grandparents.

Do you prefer turkey or beef burgers?

Hmm choices choices lol , it has to be beef burgers though :D
Whats your favourite toppings for a pizza ? :toothless:

Hmm choices choices lol , it has to be beef burgers though :D
Whats your favourite toppings for a pizza ? :toothless:

Lots of cheese& onions!!! Now I want pizza!:D


How did you meet your significant other ?

Lots of cheese& onions!!! Now I want pizza!:D


How did you meet your significant other ?

Lol im still working on that area atm :)
If you could donate to a cause (money no object) , what would it be? :hug:

Lol im still working on that area atm :)
If you could donate to a cause (money no object) , what would it be? :hug:

I would donate money to stop world hunger.:)


Have you ever met a famous person? If so, who and how?

I would donate money to stop world hunger.:)


Have you ever met a famous person? If so, who and how?

You want a list ?

Jimmy Fucking Page at a Whitesnake gig. Met Luke Morley there too. Met all of Thunder at a backstage meet and greet. Met Richie Sambora before his gig in Manchester. Met various Blackburn Rovers players (Shearer, Mike Newell, Kevin Gallagher, Kenny Dalglish, Don Mackay) when I lived in Blackburn just up from the ground. Met Marillion at Nottingham Rock City after an Ugly Kid Joe concert. Shook hands with Billy Sheehan during a Mr. Big concert, didn't recognise Robert Plant in a pub near Rock City drinking only a few feet from him. Was in a restaurant in London with Dale Winton. Met whatisface, the pissed up cricketer in Guildford. Met that Katie bird off the apprentice in Budleigh Salterton, just missed meeting Toni Iommi at a Van Halen gig. Met Paul Gilbert in Dudley's.

Umm, that's who I can remember. Been in the same place as loads of other people that I haven't known when the wife tells me who they are when I've been stood next to them or gabbing to them.

Have you ever got so drunk you've tried to go to the toilet somewhere where you really shouldn't go to the toilet ? If so, how drunk were you, what were you drinking, where did you go to the toilet and did you do number 1's or number 2's ?

You want a list ?

Jimmy Fucking Page at a Whitesnake gig. Met Luke Morley there too. Met all of Thunder at a backstage meet and greet. Met Richie Sambora before his gig in Manchester. Met various Blackburn Rovers players (Shearer, Mike Newell, Kevin Gallagher, Kenny Dalglish, Don Mackay) when I lived in Blackburn just up from the ground. Met Marillion at Nottingham Rock City after an Ugly Kid Joe concert. Shook hands with Billy Sheehan during a Mr. Big concert, didn't recognise Robert Plant in a pub near Rock City drinking only a few feet from him. Was in a restaurant in London with Dale Winton. Met whatisface, the pissed up cricketer in Guildford. Met that Katie bird off the apprentice in Budleigh Salterton, just missed meeting Toni Iommi at a Van Halen gig. Met Paul Gilbert in Dudley's.

Umm, that's who I can remember. Been in the same place as loads of other people that I haven't known when the wife tells me who they are when I've been stood next to them or gabbing to them.

Have you ever got so drunk you've tried to go to the toilet somewhere where you really shouldn't go to the toilet ? If so, how drunk were you, what were you drinking, where did you go to the toilet and did you do number 1's or number 2's ?

That's a long list...lol



No, I have never done anything like that!:lol: I get the feeling that you have though Mondy?:D :lol:


If you won a big lottery, what would be the 1st thing that you would buy for yourself?

new underwear cause I'd shit my pants

what would you buy first?

new underwear cause I'd shit my pants

what would you buy first?

Lmfao:lol:

I would buy beer, pizza & chicken wings to celebrate!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?:wtf:

Lmfao:lol:

I would buy beer, pizza & chicken wings to celebrate!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?:wtf:

Cus he saw a hot chick and wanted a bucket of KFC :)

What is the most beautiful sight you have ever seen? (minds out of the gutter guys :p )

Cus he saw a hot chick and wanted a bucket of KFC :)

What is the most beautiful sight you have ever seen? (minds out of the gutter guys :p )



The Grand Canyon.

where in the world would you most like to live?

The Grand Canyon.

where in the world would you most like to live?

I quite like the look of Southern Ireland, Cornwall I love too, so probably one of those.

Whats the worst thing you have ever seen?

I quite like the look of Southern Ireland, Cornwall I love too, so probably one of those.

Whats the worst thing you have ever seen?

Seeing someone i loved die infront of me .
If you could choose between these three , whichone would it be, find your soulmate? , have loads of money? , or have good health? :)

Seeing someone i loved die infront of me .
If you could choose between these three , whichone would it be, find your soulmate? , have loads of money? , or have good health? :)

I say definately good health.

What is one of your worst habits?

I say definately good health.

What is one of your worst habits?

Smoking, but I have no will power :(

What is playing in your car at the moment (Black Sabbath Black Box here)

Smoking, but I have no will power :(

What is playing in your car at the moment (Black Sabbath Black Box here)

I don't own a car, the only thing "playing" in the vehicle i drive is a 3300HP GM 2 stroke engine :)

Would you rather see the perfect rainbow?, the perfect sunset? or the perfect starry night?

I don't own a car, the only thing "playing" in the vehicle i drive is a 3300HP GM 2 stroke engine :)

Would you rather see the perfect rainbow?, the perfect sunset? or the perfect starry night?

Perfect starry night here , something really special about seeing all the stars on a night imo :)
What would you have for your last meal? :)

Perfect starry night here , something really special about seeing all the stars on a night imo :)
What would you have for your last meal? :)

Honey Garlic Chicken Wings & beer! And maybe a bucket of KFC...:lol:


Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Mornings suck, night owl here!!

What is the worst gift you have ever been given?

Mornings suck, night owl here!!

What is the worst gift you have ever been given?

Lol someone give wrapped a jar of mustard for me one year , mustard yuck !! :lol:
Whats the best gift you have ever been given ? :D

Lol someone give wrapped a jar of mustard for me one year , mustard yuck !! :lol:
Whats the best gift you have ever been given ? :D

The best gift I was given was from my boys! They were 5 & 8 at the time and they bought me the most biggest & ugliest Flower broach. Well, they were so proud of it and I wore it all of the time for them. Just seeing the smiles on their faces was great! I still have the broach today!


Do you have any weird nicknames?

Used to be known as Druid, cos I'm a Welsh pagan.

What is the first thing (apart from the obvious which we don't really need to know) that you do when you get up in the morning?

Used to be known as Druid, cos I'm a Welsh pagan.

What is the first thing (apart from the obvious which we don't really need to know) that you do when you get up in the morning?

Have a cuppa i think , i don't know im always hazy first thing :lol:
Would you keep a python snake as a pet lol? (if your Jake the Snake, you may not need reply lol) :lol:

Have a cuppa i think , i don't know im always hazy first thing :lol:
Would you keep a python snake as a pet lol? (if your Jake the Snake, you may not need reply lol) :lol:

Yes! The kids caught a snake one summer and I let them keep it in a aquarium for a few days. Well, the snake got out and we never seen it again. I was scared for a few days and checked my bed everynight...lol But really I'm not scared of snakes!


If you could do one thing to change the world, what would it be?

Yes! The kids caught a snake one summer and I let them keep it in a aquarium for a few days. Well, the snake got out and we never seen it again. I was scared for a few days and checked my bed everynight...lol But really I'm not scared of snakes!


If you could do one thing to change the world, what would it be?

Remove greed from the world.

Whats the last thing u would want to see when u wake up in the morning?

Remove greed from the world.

Whats the last thing u would want to see when u wake up in the morning?

Daylight, cos I am on a warning for being late to work twice this year :) Yeah, my boss is an asshole :maddance:

What is your bedtime routine?

Daylight, cos I am on a warning for being late to work twice this year :) Yeah, my boss is an asshole :maddance:

What is your bedtime routine?

I go to bed usually at 12 everynight and watch the news for a bit!

Have you ever lied about your age to anyone & why?

I go to bed usually at 12 everynight and watch the news for a bit!

Have you ever lied about your age to anyone & why?

Oh sure lol, to get into the snooker club when i was younger, and quite a few other things lol.

Do you sing in the shower, if so, what?

Oh sure lol, to get into the snooker club when i was younger, and quite a few other things lol.

Do you sing in the shower, if so, what?

Yes, all of the time! I sing all sorts of different songs and alot of kids songs too...lol

What are you doing tonight ?

Yes, all of the time! I sing all sorts of different songs and alot of kids songs too...lol

What are you doing tonight ?

Staying up late as I am on nights tomorrow (today I should say). Forum, play some and mess with sequencing.

What would you RATHER be doing tonight than what you are doing?