now that "kidnapped" sharons dishy mum has slung out craig the nonce, theres a vacancy for a [preferably} young, fertile. inbred, dopey single man to fill.
applicants should be scruffy bastards who smoke at least 40 a day, drink a 6 packafter consuming chips 'n beans each day, and like living in a right shithouse.

duties include rumping bareback everynight until you can add one more offspring to the familys child benefit income.

what a family! :mad:

regards,
jim.

You've obviously never been to Dewsbury, you just discribed half the town :(

Does it have to be a six pack? I mean no gal is gonna tell me what to do at home.

Bloody hell!..sounds like that area around Wembley stadium!..Now that would give Dewsbury a 10 point start! :lol:

Whats the betting they were hoping to start a "Find Shannon" appeal?

I reckon some serious Hard Drive formatting will be under progress around Dewsbury .

I reckon some serious Hard Drive formatting will be under progress around Dewsbury .

Nah, they will just say all that stuff was on there when they nicked it.

Whats the betting they were hoping to start a "Find Shannon" appeal?

oh a swindle was always on the cards, they were drooling at the money generated in the "madeline appeal"...fund...rewards..newspapers..all plotted while their sitting there munching the 3rd chip buppy of the day.

think the police will have their work cutout trying to figure whos the "brains" behind this! lol

regards,
jim.

Its sad times though isn't it, when this is what some will stoop to, it doesn't suprise me one bit, but its still extremely sad.

on one hand, yep....tiz bloody sad..then on the other....f'kin hillarious! would make a good comedy film.

they probably had the film rights planned too.

regards,
jim.

on one hand, yep....tiz bloody sad..then on the other....f'kin hillarious! would make a good comedy film.

they probably had the film rights planned too.

regards,
jim.


Well they made one about that muppet who faked the lotto win, so i guess anythings possible, somehow though, i don't think they'll be casting Martin Kemp to play the lead on this one :tard:

Well they made one about that muppet who faked the lotto win, so i guess anythings possible, somehow though, i don't think they'll be casting Martin Kemp to play the lead on this one :tard:

:lol:
regards,
jim.

The 'nonce' looks 15! The father of the young girl looks at least 17! Not long before the Mum's a Grandma no worry there. Then they will be able to claim more benefits. Welcome to the UK...

The 'nonce' looks 15! The father of the young girl looks at least 17! Not long before the Mum's a Grandma no worry there. Then they will be able to claim more benefits. Welcome to the UK...

Lol thats what i thought when i saw him , didn't look much older then the girl that went missing :lol:
Seems like they were planning something but were to sodding stupid to figure out what they were gonna do lol , and if he is a nonce lets hope he gets a damn good kickin and his nuts crushed the bastard :mad:

Lol thats what i thought when i saw him , didn't look much older then the girl that went missing :lol:
Seems like they were planning something but were to sodding stupid to figure out what they were gonna do lol , and if he is a nonce lets hope he gets a damn good kickin and his nuts crushed the bastard :mad:

Well if he gets sent to Armley Prison he won't be coming back out.

Well if he gets sent to Armley Prison he won't be coming back out.

Well we live in hope :D ..once less nonce off the street :mad:

Well we live in hope :D ..once less nonce off the street :mad:

Something i like about Iran's treatment of pedophiles , they hang em . Why the fuck should tax payers pay this twats board and lodgings .

mums been nicked now! :lol:

looks like thats the whole kidnap gang fingered!

regards,
jim.

Blinkin heck... What kind of pure scumsville chavite family would even think of trying this on? They are worse than every type of vermin or parasitic louse I can think of.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/bradford/7333898.stm

Something i like about Iran's treatment of pedophiles , they hang em . Why the fuck should tax payers pay this twats board and lodgings .

My thoughts exactly , the thing that piss's me off aswell is that psychiatrists say that paedophiles suffer from a illness , like its the sodding flu they have or something, not that the fact they are just plain sick :mad:
Talking of tax payers money whats the betting once his released from prison (which knowing our justice system will be 3 months or so) that they will give him a new identity somewhere and pay for a house / bills for the fker , just piss's you off dosen't it:mad:

michael donovan, the 1st of the "chipshop 5" to be arrested has tried to take his own life by slitting his wrists.

:lol:

this could be one blockbuster of a film!

regards,
jim.

It's like a plot from 'Shameless'. Only Frank would have less bottle than these lot! :tard: The local LIDL will be a little quieter with that lot gone!

This is pretty bad too!! 5 years in a wheel chair and nowt wrong with 'im!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7335064.stm

Scum...just breeders like fricking rabbits. Me and you are paying for it.

"Roll up, Roll up! Get your Jack boots here, all sizes catered for.
Auschwitz is still there you know! Burn the lot!" :lol:

"Roll up, Roll up! Get your Jack boots here, all sizes catered for.
Auschwitz is still there you know! Burn the lot!" :lol:

To be honest, the state this country is in I can see myself voting BNP when asshole Brown is finally forced to call an election.

To be honest, the state this country is in I can see myself voting BNP when asshole Brown is finally forced to call an election.

They would be just as bad if they got voted in, power currupts, and most of them are long before they reach an MP seat.
I like what Billy Connelly said about politicians:
"Anyone who wants to be a politician should be the very reason you don't let them any where &%$£*!^ near it"
No truer words said imo :)

They would be just as bad if they got voted in, power currupts, and most of them are long before they reach an MP seat.
I like what Billy Connelly said about politicians:
"Anyone who wants to be a politician should be the very reason you don't let them any where &%*!^ near it"
No truer words said imo :)

Agreed, but it is the only "Protest vote" that has any chance of giving the complacent fat cats who "run" the country a good kick in the arse that may make them realise just how disillusioned we are with their nose in the trough, dirty, childish and pathetic brand of politics. Somethings gotta change and soon, or we are dead in the water.

Agreed, but it is the only "Protest vote" that has any chance of giving the complacent fat cats who "run" the country a good kick in the arse that may make them realise just how disillusioned we are with their nose in the trough, dirty, childish and pathetic brand of politics. Somethings gotta change and soon, or we are dead in the water.

The problem is mate, if the BNP got voted in and Labor & The Torys got put almost under, all their MPs would just jump ship to the BNP or whoever was in power/fighting to be and carry on with their currupt crap, just switch to the winning side :(
Something has gotta change, but it probably never will.

The problem is mate, if the BNP got voted in and Labor & The Torys got put almost under, all their MPs would just jump ship to the BNP or whoever was in power/fighting to be and carry on with their currupt crap, just switch to the winning side :(
Something has gotta change, but it probably never will.

Sad but probably true.......

Would BNP really make much difference , i think not . Whether you like it or not England is no longer self sufficient , maybe in coal , but you cannot bring your kids up on coal . The New world order has put paid to our greatness and self sufficiency , so now we are dependent on imports more and more . If we cut out foreigners , we starve . I'm afraid its blighty that has become the old man with the begging bowl .

As regards the wheelchair incident , thats sucks , 4 years !!! . A joke .

Dont get me wrong, I think the BNP would mess up bigtime if they ever got in, but who else to vote for? When I lived in Kent I voted Monster Raving Loony Party, but it got to the point so many ppl voted for them that they were getting their deposit back, so the powers that be changed the rules to make it harder to do so, and much more expensive.

*Swoosh-swoosh* The more I read this thread the more I get lost. Does BNP stands for British National Party? Ok, I haven´t googled it.

well tiz too late for this country now that the flood gates have been left well open, i would still like to see the labour mob fucked off before they spunk any more money on "asylum funds or centres" though.

meanwhile, heres a pic of karen [she should wear her hair down more often] looking right fit as usual...no wonder she has so many lovers!

latest news snippet now is a "family of horrors" member contacted the madeline fund after a few quid.

tarantino coudnt write this!

regards,
jim.

Blond cop looks better to me, :boobies:

Blond cop looks better to me, :boobies:

of course...i was taking the piss tony ;)

FARGO is looking more and more a pro job, as this continues.

regards,
jim.

*Swoosh-swoosh* The more I read this thread the more I get lost. Does BNP stands for British National Party? Ok, I haven´t googled it.

Yeah it does mate, i don't wanna go to far into it (more then i already have), but they stand for 'British Values', some ppl like, some don't, UKIP (The UK Independence Party) was like a middle class BNP, they got more votes last time round as i remember, but then Kilroy messed that all up for them.
The currect Goverment have even been half-heartedly trying to get the leaders of the BNP sentdown, over their sometimes racial tactics, but so far have failed.

Its all just one big mess atm, i'm not for any of them, against pretty much all of them, but we can only pray for the little victorys the people get in the forms of scandels, getting the piss taken out of them and on the rare occation (very rare these days) one of the crooked SoB's having to resign.
We have a Prime Minister who wasn't elected, a goverment of morons (Ed Balls and the Millibands to name a few), an opposition of posh, equally idiotic muppets, and the Lib Dems who no1 can even name anyone from :wtf: , i prefered them when Charlie was in charge, ok so he liked a scotch on the rocks to steady his nerves, but atleast you knew where you stood with him :) (not that i would have voted for him either).

Ok, so i've gone on little longer then i intended, but you probably get the picture, i have contempt for them all :lol:

Yeah I get the picture Jamie, things are looking pretty tense everywhere you check around. And Jim, I was serious, :lol: Fargo! I lived at Grand Forks for a while when I was a kid.

I think this merely highlights the problems we are faced with in this country . Quite clearly Education , or lack of , is at the root of this scam . For if all the brain cells of this family and its attributes were assembled , it would still come second in a IQ test to a drive bearing inside the gearbox of a Scania 207/10 articulated heavy goods vehicle .

The solution is simple and cheap . Fisrt you get some rope , form a noose and throw it around a high branch . Then you get a chair and on it you put in turn each family member . Then you put the noose around the necks and kick away the chair . When swinging you can as an option stick the boot in ! .

Total cost : negligible , i have some rope .

Blond cop looks better to me, :boobies:

Yeah, but your kinky like that :lol:

It's like a plot from 'Shameless'. Only Frank would have less bottle than these lot! :tard: The local LIDL will be a little quieter with that lot gone!

BLOODY HELL! This is now a theory! I'm speechless! :tard: :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557960&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

Yeah, but your kinky like that :lol:
Oh yeah, handcuffed! The huger the cop girl the better! :lol: Oops. Just read and SAW the new perspective in Wah´s news link. No way. Ahh! you spoiled my dreams with that one. (j/k)

BLOODY HELL! This is now a theory! I'm speechless! :tard: :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557960&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

:lol: when will it all end! wonder if the police will use this as a training case/scenario? the DNA on the rammo ashtrays and around the beercans that fill the bins up would keep trainee forensics busy for a year or two.

regards,
jim.

Just been reading up on the latest, when asked if she "wanted to go home with mummy" the child declined, as she has a kitten now and would rather live with that :wtf: This will probably turn out to be the best thing that could have happened to the kid, maybe she will have a chance at a decent life now.....

That poor kid is best off out of it, they are a prime example of somebody not fit to have kids :upset:

well its not just her now is it?..its all the kids now.
reported that mum was gonna fuck off with the "kidnapper" not sure if she was gonna take the kids with her or not??

bang the "chipshop 5" up and put the kids in care, there'll be much better off than inhaling mum n dads 120 [benefit paid] fags a day and tripping over empty beer cans.

should be compulsory sterilisation for her too.

regards,
jim.

A fine example of motherhood. Wouldn't want to be one of the 658 cousins walking round Dewsbury this week!

So now, having paid a fortune for the search for a kid who was not missing as the "mother" knew where she was all the time, we are paying to protect these morons and their house from the irate locals who are furious that they may be tarred with the same brush. Unreal.

see they lumped her trial with the "kidnapper" so shes banged up till november! [snigger]

she posed for photos with toyboy craig [who was working and living with her]

whilst she claimed £400 a week in benefits lol the dopey tart.

the benefit system in this country needs drastic change. as it is now it just encourages these 'ol spunkers to keep dropping kids to get a bigger house 'n garden.

i used to be proud to be english once, countrys a total shithouse now. :(

regards,
jim.

And the boyfriends sister has been arrested on suspicion of benefit fraud too. What a family! Mind you, £400 a week on benefits for 4 kids, I have 4 kids, what the hell am I working 12 hr continental shifts for? Oh yeah, its because I'm not a scumbag.