Just for fun y,all Ok , just to get the ball rolling ...................

1 Picking your nose and digging out a whopping big bogie .Then hitting a mirror with the ensuing flick !

2 Letting rip a fart , Chernobyl in scale , but with a smell of death

3 Carefully lifting the top of a week old scab

4 Dropping a log into the lavatory bowl , so big it refuses to go , until its grip is broken by repeated tapping using the lavatory brush

5 Watching football instantly after sex

6 Having sex then watching football

Any more guys ?

Just for fun y,all Ok , just to get the ball rolling ...................

1 Picking your nose and digging out a whopping big bogie .Then hitting a mirror with the ensuing flick !

2 Letting rip a fart , Chernobyl in scale , but with a smell of death

3 Carefully lifting the top of a week old scab

4 Dropping a log into the lavatory bowl , so big it refuses to go , until its grip is broken by repeated tapping using the lavatory brush

5 Watching football instantly after sex

6 Having sex then watching football

Any more guys ?


nope, that pretty much covers it.






:p

I'll take number 5 and 6 plz,you cant keep the rest :wtf:

1. Having sex while the tornado sirens are going off :rolleyes: :chucks:

2. putting that last 20 bucks in a slot machine and hitting 1000.00 :woot:

3. good songs that remind me of my past (that special someone)

4. friday night drinking beer the some buddys after work..whatching the sunset (did that this friday) :cheers:


hummm this could go on all day :)

Slicko

:lol:. Weird things that make me feel good?
1. Holding the bowels till the last minute if I´m concentrated in whatever task. Then after I relief myself the ideas get lost.
2. Understanding japanese. One day I´ll be able to sing Mazinger Z´s tune properly.
3. Having sex at some Huelva beach pine woods. Fuck television, :lol:
4. squashing a pimple against the mirror. Ztung! flahhh! (once in a while one or two grows in my beard. Makes me feel I´m in my teens)

*Pee'ing in nature. (feels groovy).
*Traveling 80mph in 5th gear and dropping it into 4th and knowing you are nowhere near redline at over 120mph.
*a bit of SKOAL or similar after sex.
*Eating super hot Crawfish or a Vindaloo and knowing you can soak in a cold tub all next morning.

Just for fun y,all Ok , just to get the ball rolling ...................

1 Picking your nose and digging out a whopping big bogie .Then hitting a mirror with the ensuing flick !

2 Letting rip a fart , Chernobyl in scale , but with a smell of death

3 Carefully lifting the top of a week old scab

4 Dropping a log into the lavatory bowl , so big it refuses to go , until its grip is broken by repeated tapping using the lavatory brush

5 Watching football instantly after sex

6 Having sex then watching football

Any more guys ?



TOP MARKS !!!!!!!!:lol:

I'll take number 5 and 6 plz,you cant keep the rest :wtf:

Hubba hubba... Your husband has found the perfect wife...

:D

Farting in a lift then getting out just as it's begun to fester when there's dozen's of people about to get in...

Using the last bit of toilet roll in the staff toilets...

Driving 5 miles UNDER the speed limit with a BMW up your backside trying to bully you into going faster, and then slowing down further...

Putting windscreen wipers on with aforementioned BMW driver behind you forcing him to have to put his wipers on as well to clear off your washer fluid...

Doing a smelly fart and being able to blame it on someone else (pet / daughter / farmer spreading manure if in the car)...

Beating Man Utd (hey, I am a Blackburn fan, it's a weird occurrence !)

:woot:

Driving 5 miles UNDER the speed limit with a BMW up your backside trying to bully you into going faster, and then slowing down further...



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Class . I'm gonna try this out :)

Sneezing and cutting my toenails always make me feel good...lol

Sneezing and cutting my toenails always make me feel good...lol

Do you bounce the cuttings off of Charles' head when you're in a mood too?

I sure hope you're not sneezing WHILST cutting toenails ... otherwise bye bye toes! (ooh ... gross!)

Sneezing and cutting my toenails always make me feel good...lol

I love sneezing. Clock that one up on my list too.

On the toenail issue, do you find yourself having to sniff them, or is that just me ? Kind of like how you just *HAVE* to look in your hankie after blowing your nose to examine the contents, even though you know what you will find...

:tard:

In the past.
I remember once climbing up the washing line pole when I was about 5 or 6. All of a sudden I got this oooh that feels quite good feeling as the little fella was up against that pole on the slide back down, nearly became addicted to climbing that fucking pole. :lol:

Present day.
Waiting till she is in the bath then demanding the right to go for a crap. Sometimes she get's out, sometimes not. Either way that log is getting dropped in the pot.

As I'm getting older (and I know there are peeps on here who will scoff at that), but as I am, I'm getting more and more of these bloody fish wire hairs. I've got very fine hairs, so they are really light, and hard to see, but I can feel the little blighters, and they kind of tingle.

So be them sprouting out og my ears, nostril, back, wherever, it feels bloody great when I manage to get one with a pair of tweezers and pull the tingly bugger out, with no tingles anymore.

And I must admit, getting the first pee in after a long drive back is just so satisfying, especially if you then mark your territory for your lover with a whacking great dump as well, knowing for sure that she has no other option but to come straight in when the preferred option would be to give it an hour or to before even contemplating going in there...

:lol:

Using the toilet just after your woman has been on it . The seat is really warm , even better if you have a good guitar mag at hand whilst your waiting for things to start moving .

Rolling up the edge of a towell or tissue to create an ear cleaner and pulling out deep brown wax . Oooh nice .

Picking out huge chunks of meat from between your teeth hours after you've eaten a Sunday roast .

Pulling of sheets of dried PVA from your skin after some sloppy diy .

Digging out dirt from between your toenails . Sniffing optional .