Thought we might have some more fun and games with this, the idea is some says "When was the last time you....<insert question here>", the next person answers (and adds plenty of relevant details), then asks "When was the last time you....<insert question here>", all very simple :D , and i think some fun could be had with it :)

So to start us off......

When was the last time you laughed at an inappropriate time?

Thought we might have some more fun and games with this, the idea is some says "When was the last time you....<insert question here>", the next person answers (and adds plenty of relevant details), then asks "When was the last time you....<insert question here>", all very simple :D , and i think some fun could be had with it :)

So to start us off......

When was the last time you laughed at an inappropriate time?


Hahahahahahaha!!!!


err-rrr .... oops!


When was the last time you tried to break wind silently in polite company .... and failed (the 'silently' part :notme: ) ? .....

Hahahahahahaha!!!!


err-rrr .... oops!


When was the last time you tried to break wind silently in polite company .... and failed (the 'silently' part :notme: ) ? .....

Ages ago when i was in asda lol , had a real rough night the evening before so my guts were stirring abit , well without warning i let one rip :lol: .. knowone heard but two old ladies walked past and one said "oh my god what is that terrible smell, i think im gonna complain to the manager " :lol:
When was the last time you had to think up a bad excuse to leave somewhere cos someone was boring you to tears?? :p

Ages ago when i was in asda lol , had a real rough night the evening before so my guts were stirring abit , well without warning i let one rip :lol: .. knowone heard but two old ladies walked past and one said "oh my god what is that terrible smell, i think im gonna complain to the manager " :lol:
When was the last time you had to think up a bad excuse to leave somewhere cos someone was boring you to tears?? :p

:lol:
"ooh doris, i think that young man just banged out a "lionel bart" by the cold meats and canned veg......and it reeks!"

regards,
jim.

:lol:
"ooh doris, i think that young man just banged out a "lionel bart" by the cold meats and canned veg......and it reeks!"

regards,
jim.

I swear, it always smells that bad at the meat count in Morrisons, i never buy anything from there, i've stopped even going down that end of the supermarket :wtf:

When was the last time you had to think up a bad excuse to leave somewhere cos someone was boring you to tears?? :p

Not for a while really, can't remember the last time infact, but i do have a memory like a goldfish :lol:

When was the last time you got drunk?

I swear, it always smells that bad at the meat count in Morrisons, i never buy anything from there, i've stopped even going down that end of the supermarket :wtf:



Not for a while really, can't remember the last time infact, but i do have a memory like a goldfish :lol:

When was the last time you got drunk?

Ages ago actually,lol...I do have me a few beers every weekend though.My getting up early in the morning to barf is over :lol: ...I would tend to get drunk like that alot when i was younger..:tard:




When was the last time you had to pull your undies out of your ass?:lol:

Ages ago actually,lol...I do have me a few beers every weekend though.My getting up early in the morning to barf is over :lol: ...I would tend to get drunk like that alot when i was younger..:tard:




When was the last time you had to pull your undies out of your ass?:lol:

About 5 minutes ago..lol

When was the last time you picked your nose?

About 5 minutes ago..lol

When was the last time you picked your nose?

Not since i was a teenager :lol: , dropped alot of my bad habbits since then :)

When was the last time you bit your nails?

Not since i was a teenager :lol: , dropped alot of my bad habbits since then :)

When was the last time you bit your nails?

last thursday while out on the piss and "indulging"

when was the last time you tossed off? lol


nah...make it when was the last time you sneezed a handful of snot?

regards,
jim.

Just now, for both. Someone was telling me a sneeze feels 1/7th as good as an orgasm, so I was experimenting...

7 sneezes and a hamk shank and I'm in heaven...

Anyway, when was the last time you blew money you didn't have, and what was it on ?

Just now, for both. Someone was telling me a sneeze feels 1/7th as good as an orgasm, so I was experimenting...

7 sneezes and a hamk shank and I'm in heaven...

Anyway, when was the last time you blew money you didn't have, and what was it on ?

Not long after christmas when i bought my bass guitar, but it was worth it, and it didn't put me out of pocket by much.

When was the last time you got lost?

Not long after christmas when i bought my bass guitar, but it was worth it, and it didn't put me out of pocket by much.

When was the last time you got lost?

Not for awhile now , always the same when im on a job ..sometimes without a map and some tosser draws you the directions to the place you need to go , lol then once you get on the rd and look at this drawing of theres its like it has been drawn by a 3 yr old and its actually the map to treasure island :lol: :lol:
When was the lastime you jumped up n down for sheer joy ?:woot:

Not for awhile now , always the same when im on a job ..sometimes without a map and some tosser draws you the directions to the place you need to go , lol then once you get on the rd and look at this drawing of theres its like it has been drawn by a 3 yr old and its actually the map to treasure island :lol: :lol:
When was the lastime you jumped up n down for sheer joy ?:woot:

When i beat Lou on guitar hero 3 :bowdown: It only took me one time too:woot:

When was the last time you walked through your house but naked?

When i beat Lou on guitar hero 3 :bowdown: It only took me one time too:woot:

When was the last time you walked through your house but naked?

Last time i needed a pony in the middle of the night :lol: (a pony is rhyming slang for those of you not in the uk :) )

When was the last time you faked being ill to get out of something?

Last time i needed a pony in the middle of the night :lol: (a pony is rhyming slang for those of you not in the uk :) )

When was the last time you faked being ill to get out of something?

Last night when Charles came to bed. I faked an awful headche:D


When was the last time you cried?

Last night when Charles came to bed. I faked an awful headche:D


When was the last time you cried?

1988

when was the last time you broke the law


regards,
jim.

1988

when was the last time you broke the law


regards,
jim.

I was 15,was charged with 3rd degree assault,lol

When was the last time you had the shits?:lol:

Last night when Charles came to bed. I faked an awful headche:D

:lol:


I was 15,was charged with 3rd degree assault,lol

When was the last time you had the shits?:lol:

About Feb, i had a bad bit of flu which was affecting me in, how shall we say, 'all departments' , and i made the mistake of having a Doner Kebab the same week :lol:

When was the last time you had a dream?

:lol:




About Feb, i had a bad bit of flu which was affecting me in, how shall we say, 'all departments' , and i made the mistake of having a Doner Kebab the same week :lol:

When was the last time you had a dream?

Last night and it involved Gene Simmons?:dunno: It was nothing sexual (yuck)....lol

When was the last time you told someone you loved them?:)

Last night and it involved Gene Simmons?:dunno: It was nothing sexual (yuck)....lol

When was the last time you told someone you loved them?:)

About 30 mins ago:)

When was the last time you had a glass of milk?

About 30 mins ago:)

When was the last time you had a glass of milk?

Wow, I can't remember...lol I had some chocolate milk last week.

When was the last time you changed your underwear? lol

Wow, I can't remember...lol I had some chocolate milk last week.

When was the last time you changed your underwear? lol

This morning...something sexy and suave as I had a job interview and wanted to feel groovy.

When was the last time you broke the law in a motor vehicle?

(caught or not).

When was the last time you broke the law in a motor vehicle?

(caught or not).

I do it every time i leave the driveway, sometimes before!!!

Where were you the last time you had sex??

I do it every time i leave the driveway, sometimes before!!!

Where were you the last time you had sex??

Heaven :D

When was the last time you ate so much you felt sick?

Where were you the last time you had sex??
When was the last time you ate so much you felt sick?

is this a joint trick question? :)


regards,
jim.

Where were you the last time you had sex??
When was the last time you ate so much you felt sick?

is this a joint trick question? :)


regards,
jim.

lmao :lol:
Well i'll leave the context up to whoever anwsers i think lol, got a feeling they might not go with the above though :lol:

Heaven :D

When was the last time you ate so much you felt sick?

Since we are talking food here;) :lol: ..I say it was a few days ago,i ate so much chinese food:tard: (It was all you can eat buffet u know):rock:

When was the last time you laughed so hard u pissed your pants?

Since we are talking food here;) :lol: ..I say it was a few days ago,i ate so much chinese food:tard: (It was all you can eat buffet u know):rock:

When was the last time you laughed so hard u pissed your pants?

Easy . It was when we were in the Lake District last year and after a brilliant night out we put on a Alan Partridge DVD . This section below is taken from it , and it crippled me . Dont ask me why i just went to pieces . The Geordie guy stole the episode .

YouTube - I'm Alan Partridge series 2 apache helicopter part 2

When did you last go somewhere and wished you hadn't .?

When did you last go somewhere and wished you hadn't .?

My second to last holiday, a number of years ago, came down ill while i was away, and it was a long way home, never been so pleased to see my front door as when i got back that day.

When was the last time you went to the movies?

My second to last holiday, a number of years ago, came down ill while i was away, and it was a long way home, never been so pleased to see my front door as when i got back that day.

When was the last time you went to the movies?

1999 austin powers, the sound musta been louder than a deep purple gig..never again!

when was the last time you stumbled/tripped in public?

regards,
jim.

1999 austin powers, the sound musta been louder than a deep purple gig..never again!

when was the last time you stumbled/tripped in public?

regards,
jim.

LOL, I can't think of one since I started doing martial arts. Does wiping out on a bicycle count? That happened a couple weeks ago.

When was the last time you were in a fist fight (a real one, not just playing around)?

LOL, I can't think of one since I started doing martial arts. Does wiping out on a bicycle count? That happened a couple weeks ago.

When was the last time you were in a fist fight (a real one, not just playing around)?

Not had to hit anyone for a while now, not since my late teens, the ppl are alittle bit more civil where i live now, as opposed to back then.

When was the last time you had an icecream?

Not had to hit anyone for a while now, not since my late teens, the ppl are alittle bit more civil where i live now, as opposed to back then.

When was the last time you had an icecream?

Yesterday . It was off the ice cream man and it was gorgeous .

When was the last time you looked in a mirror and thought your Penis was too small ?

Yesterday . It was off the ice cream man and it was gorgeous .

When was the last time you looked in a mirror and thought your Penis was too small ?

:popcorn:waiting to see who answers this one...:lol:

Yesterday . It was off the ice cream man and it was gorgeous .

When was the last time you looked in a mirror and thought your Penis was too small ?

Last night.

When was the last time you found a penny and said to yourself, "GASP! God is sending me a sign!!! I wonder what it means?"

Last night.

When was the last time you found a penny and said to yourself, "GASP! God is sending me a sign!!! I wonder what it means?"

I think God is saying "go out and get a job you low life little piece of shit ! "

When was the last time you suffered premature ejaculation ? .


Dont tell me you suffered that as well nR ! :)

I think God is saying "go out and get a job you low life little piece of shit ! "

When was the last time you suffered premature ejaculation ? .


Dont tell me you suffered that as well nR ! :)

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn... :p

I think God is saying "go out and get a job you low life little piece of shit ! "

When was the last time you suffered premature ejaculation ? .


Dont tell me you suffered that as well nR ! :)

when i first saw this pic!


when was the last time you was bustin for a piss but with no where to go?

regards,
jim.

When was the last time you suffered premature ejaculation ? .

New rule, only ask questions we actually want to know the answer too :lol:

when was the last time you was bustin for a piss but with no where to go?

A long car journey a few years back, to many coffees from the flask and it was a bumpy road lol , on the plus side, i think i set a world record for the longest uninterupted piss :lol:

When was the last time you walked more then 1 mile anywhere?

When was the last time you walked more then 1 mile anywhere?

Today, around 8 AM, walking the dog. Matter of fact I think I walk more than that distance everyday.
When was the last time you drilled a hole? (on a wall that is)

Today, around 8 AM, walking the dog. Matter of fact I think I walk more than that distance everyday.
When was the last time you drilled a hole? (on a wall that is)

a few weeks back, putting up shelves,mirrors for me daughter.

when was the last time you had a skidmark on yer pants / drawers girls? :)

a few weeks back, putting up shelves,mirrors for me daughter.

when was the last time you had a skidmark on yer pants / drawers girls? :)

lmao, not since i was a very young kid, probably 4 or 5, i've always had good bladder control :lol:

When was the last time you had a take-away? (yes, i'm thinking about food atm :D )

lmao, not since i was a very young kid, probably 4 or 5, i've always had good bladder control :lol:

When was the last time you had a take-away? (yes, i'm thinking about food atm :D )

Yesterday , was nice :D
When was the last time you told someone you loved them? :)

Yesterday , was nice :D
When was the last time you told someone you loved them? :)

30 mins ago :hug:



When was the last time you stood in front of the mirror and danced?:woot:

30 mins ago :hug:



When was the last time you stood in front of the mirror and danced?:woot:

I've NEVER done that! :notme:


When was the last time you took a bath in a mud puddle?

I've NEVER done that! :notme:


When was the last time you took a bath in a mud puddle?

When i was about 5:lol: Those were the good ole days,lol

When was the last time you vomited?

When i was about 5:lol: Those were the good ole days,lol

When was the last time you vomited?

Not long enough...a year?

When was the last time you read a book for fun?

Not long enough...a year?

When was the last time you read a book for fun?

Catch 22, many years ago :lol:

When was the last time you got lost?

Catch 22, many years ago :lol:

When was the last time you got lost?


Didn't we have that one abit back? think i remember answering about a map etc ? oh well erm ... i guess im lost in general lol ? :D :lol:
When was the last time you ate something and really wish you hadn't ? :D

Didn't we have that one abit back? think i remember answering about a map etc ? oh well erm ... i guess im lost in general lol ? :D :lol:
When was the last time you ate something and really wish you hadn't ? :D

Probably when i was about 10,i ate alot of watermelon.The same day i went shopping with my mom and vomited all of it all over the sales floor:lol: I havent had watermelon since,and wont,lol.

When was the last time you jogged a mile?

Probably when i was about 10,i ate alot of watermelon.The same day i went shopping with my mom and vomited all of it all over the sales floor:lol: I havent had watermelon since,and wont,lol.

When was the last time you jogged a mile?

It's been ages. I can't run - body structure not built for it and it really, really hurts after.

When was the last time you rode a bicycle more than 5 miles?

rode a bike more than 5 miles!..yet no one had a skidmark!! :)

methinx the truth is held back here. :notme:

regards,
jim.

rode a bike more than 5 miles!..yet no one had a skidmark!! :)

methinx the truth is held back here. :notme:

regards,
jim.

hehehe...I always shower PRE ride for just that reason :P

:tmi:

Besides, that question was for "the girls" as I recall.

It's been ages. I can't run - body structure not built for it and it really, really hurts after.

When was the last time you rode a bicycle more than 5 miles?

On a real bike probably about 10yrs ago , used to bike it to work n back , still it might be horse n cart soon if Gordon Brown has his way lol :lol:
When was the lastime you dreamed of something and it actually happened in real life? :woot:

On a real bike probably about 10yrs ago , used to bike it to work n back , still it might be horse n cart soon if Gordon Brown has his way lol :lol:
When was the lastime you dreamed of something and it actually happened in real life? :woot:

Never, so far anyhow, but i don't dream alot, and when i do its just plain weird :tard:

When was the last time you had dinner with the family?

Never, so far anyhow, but i don't dream alot, and when i do its just plain weird :tard:

When was the last time you had dinner with the family?

Just yesterday. If you mean my parents and in laws it was at Christmas time.

When was the last time you went to a rock concert?

Just yesterday. If you mean my parents and in laws it was at Christmas time.

When was the last time you went to a rock concert?

Agood while ago now , 6 yrs it think lol :lol:
When was the lastime you threw up in a public place ?:woot:

Agood while ago now , 6 yrs it think lol :lol:
When was the lastime you threw up in a public place ?:woot:

I have never done that. I did throw-up in front of Charles mother the first time I met het:tard:

When was the last time you were angry?

I have never done that. I did throw-up in front of Charles mother the first time I met het:tard:

When was the last time you were angry?

lol, not so long ago, a couple of weeks i think.

When was the last time you laughed for no reason infront of someone?

lol, not so long ago, a couple of weeks i think.

When was the last time you laughed for no reason infront of someone?

I honestly can't remember , well not for no reason anyway :wtf:
When was the lastime you did something crazy? :)

I honestly can't remember , well not for no reason anyway :wtf:
When was the lastime you did something crazy? :)

This is one of those questions i can say 'a few weeks ago' on, but would rather not elaborate :lol:

When was the last time you had pizza?

:lol:

Last night. jalapeno dippers, and garlic cheesesticks too !!!

When was the last time someone got you so wound up you felt you could hit them ?

:lol:

Last night. jalapeno dippers, and garlic cheesesticks too !!!

When was the last time someone got you so wound up you felt you could hit them ?

Garlic cheese sticks sound good Mondy!:)

Don't get me started...lol actually it was a couple of weeks ago when My Dad was living with us. I would never hit him though. But I was thinking it...lol

When was the last time you farted? And I mean a good loud and stinky one :lol:

Garlic cheese sticks sound good Mondy!:)

Don't get me started...lol actually it was a couple of weeks ago when My Dad was living with us. I would never hit him though. But I was thinking it...lol

When was the last time you farted? And I mean a good loud and stinky one :lol:

last night while reading these forums..it must be this pute chair..sounded like a gatlin gun!

when was the last time you picked n flicked a bogey? :)

regards,
jim.

last night while reading these forums..it must be this pute chair..sounded like a gatlin gun!

when was the last time you picked n flicked a bogey? :)

regards,
jim.

Sometime during my early teenage years i think :tard:

When was the last time you ate a piece of fruit?

Sometime during my early teenage years i think :tard:

When was the last time you ate a piece of fruit?

A few days ago i ate some grapes:)



When was the last time you mowed your lawn?

A few days ago i ate some grapes:)



When was the last time you mowed your lawn?

Last night.

When was the last time you got your hair cut?

Last night.

When was the last time you got your hair cut?

Last December, it was getting far to long, so i took the scissors to it :lmao: , not cut it since, but its almost due again.

When was the the last time you went swimming?

Last December, it was getting far to long, so i took the scissors to it :lmao: , not cut it since, but its almost due again.

When was the the last time you went swimming?

Probably about 5 years ago,lol.At my dads friends house.They had a pool/bonfire party.It was one of those happy times.We grilled some food,splashed around in the pool with beer in hand:lol: Then night came and we sat around the fire while a few of his buddies played acoustic,and we all would sing.Then my dad pulled out his harp from his pocket and let loose on it,he sure can play that thing.Damn I'm writing a chapter of my life,now back to the game:lmao:


When was the last time you bitched at the tv?

Probably about 5 years ago,lol.At my dads friends house.They had a pool/bonfire party.It was one of those happy times.We grilled some food,splashed around in the pool with beer in hand:lol: Then night came and we sat around the fire while a few of his buddies played acoustic,and we all would sing.Then my dad pulled out his harp from his pocket and let loose on it,he sure can play that thing.Damn I'm writing a chapter of my life,now back to the game:lmao:


When was the last time you bitched at the tv?

Watching Englands last qualifying game on TV, they were playing like a bunch of %^*$s :lol:

When was the last time you went to the seaside?

Watching England's last qualifying game on TV, they were playing like a bunch of %^* :lol:

When was the last time you went to the seaside?

About a month ago.I tell you what,if you've never had the pleasure of walking along the seashore feeling the coolness of the ocean breeze and feeling the water come up and touch your toes,well you should.:)


When was the last time you passed gas?(fart):lol:

About a month ago.I tell you what,if you've never had the pleasure of walking along the seashore feeling the coolness of the ocean breeze and feeling the water come up and touch your toes,well you should.:)


When was the last time you passed gas?(fart):lol:

these fart ones keep cropping up..i fart every 2 minutes..from a "pop" to a full blown "bang"!

when was the last time you plucked yer nostrils?

regards,
jim.

these fart ones keep cropping up..i fart every 2 minutes..from a "pop" to a full blown "bang"!

when was the last time you plucked yer nostrils?

regards,
jim.

They're all obsessed with farting :lmao:

As for nostril hairs, i'm far to young for all that :lol: , never had to pluck any nose hairs yet :)

When was the last time you had a Hotdog?

They're all obsessed with farting :lmao:

As for nostril hairs, i'm far to young for all that :lol: , never had to pluck any nose hairs yet :)

When was the last time you had a Hotdog?

christ! if you meant buy one from a stool..probably biggin hill airshow in the 90's.

hmm, what aint we had yet??....premature ejaculation?......sharted?...
when was the last time you ate coconut?

regards,
jim.

christ! if you meant buy one from a stool..probably biggin hill airshow in the 90's.

hmm, what aint we had yet??....premature ejaculation?......sharted?...
when was the last time you ate coconut?

regards,
jim.

I really don't know:dunno: It was probably on a sweet or brownie at christmas time.

When was the last time you watched porn?...lol

I really don't know:dunno: It was probably on a sweet or brownie at christmas time.

When was the last time you watched porn?...lol

In the UK if you have Sky press the tv guide button, then press the green arrow that points upward, this brings you to Adult, press select then theres a whole host of porn from 1, girls taking live calls to 2 'enter pin' porn to your pay per view porn. Therefore, count no1, last night, count no2 last month, count no3, can't remember, its either too expensive or im too drunk to see the numbers on my credit card.:wtf:

When was the last time you tripped over something that wasn't there?

In the UK if you have Sky press the tv guide button, then press the green arrow that points upward, this brings you to Adult, press select then theres a whole host of porn from 1, girls taking live calls to 2 'enter pin' porn to your pay per view porn. Therefore, count no1, last night, count no2 last month, count no3, can't remember, its either too expensive or im too drunk to see the numbers on my credit card.:wtf:

When was the last time you tripped over something that wasn't there?

Lol probably the other week , i fell over without touching anything :lmao: :headscratch:
When was the lastime you did something you regretted?

Lol probably the other week , i fell over without touching anything :lmao: :headscratch:
When was the lastime you did something you regretted?

Buying the Pod X3L when it broke a day later :lol: , but that worked out in the end :)

When was the last time you sung in the shower/bath?

Buying the Pod X3L when it broke a day later :lol: , but that worked out in the end :)

When was the last time you sung in the shower/bath?

10 mins ago..never bathe..only shower.

when was the last time you went to the doctors? [dont have to be specific here ]

regards,
jim.

10 mins ago..never bathe..only shower.

when was the last time you went to the doctors? [dont have to be specific here ]

regards,
jim.

About 2 years ago, had a chest infection and had to get some antibiotics for it, i go to the doctors as rarely as possible though as a rule.

When was the last time you went to the dentist?

About 2 years ago, had a chest infection and had to get some antibiotics for it, i go to the doctors as rarely as possible though as a rule.

When was the last time you went to the dentist?

alas about 10 years back, i had 2 pals who were dentists, when he leant over me with a needle i grabbed hold of his plums..he was careful lol.

me "hampsteads" are in bits now..need a fortune spent on em. :(


when was the last time you drank champagne?

regards,
jim.

alas about 10 years back, i had 2 pals who were dentists, when he leant over me with a needle i grabbed hold of his plums..he was careful lol.

me "hampsteads" are in bits now..need a fortune spent on em. :(


when was the last time you drank champagne?

regards,
jim.

When we sold our house 2 years ago.

When was the last time you had a hangover?:tard:

When we sold our house 2 years ago.

When was the last time you had a hangover?:tard:
On a monday a few weeks back, :tard:
When was the last time you moved a thread elsewhere? :lol:

On a monday a few weeks back, :tard:
When was the last time you moved a thread elsewhere? :lol:

About 10 minutes ago:lol:

When was the last time you were sick, cold/flu?

Not for awhile , don't seem to get them much these last few yrs :woot:
When was the lastime you went and did something fun? :)

Not for awhile , don't seem to get them much these last few yrs :woot:
When was the lastime you went and did something fun? :)

Last Tuesday, went on my driving lesson, im enjoying that alot atm :)

When was the last time you had a terrible takeaway?

Last Tuesday, went on my driving lesson, im enjoying that alot atm :)

When was the last time you had a terrible takeaway?


It was takeout from a chinese restaurant. It was sooooooooo gross. I'm not one to complain at a restaurant because I'm scared someone will spit in my food:eek:

When was the last time you flirted with someone?

It was takeout from a chinese restaurant. It was sooooooooo gross. I'm not one to complain at a restaurant because I'm scared someone will spit in my food:eek:

When was the last time you flirted with someone?

At the Fish'n'chip shop last week :)

When was the last time someone hit on you?

At the Fish'n'chip shop last week :)

When was the last time someone hit on you?

Today:) Does Charles count?:lol:

When was the last time you held hands with someone?

When was the last time you held hands with someone?
Holding hands spread out while having,..some fun in bed, not too long ago. Holding hands with my buddy´s 3 yo kid while crossing the street, yesterday,:woot:
last time you smashed a mosquitoe against the wall? :tard:

Holding hands spread out while having,..some fun in bed, not too long ago. Holding hands with my buddy´s 3 yo kid while crossing the street, yesterday,:woot:
last time you smashed a mosquitoe against the wall? :tard:

About 2 years ago in Malia, Crete (Anyone else been to the hell hole!)

When was the last time you had a fist fight?

About 2 years ago in Malia, Crete (Anyone else been to the hell hole!)

When was the last time you had a fist fight?

Oh gosh, lets see, umm I think it was way back in high school about 16 years ago.

When was the last time you were naked? lol

Oh gosh, lets see, umm I think it was way back in high school about 16 years ago.

When was the last time you were naked? lol


this morning in the shower. i'll re-phrase the same question which is probably what you meant


then was the last time you were naked in public?

Did Someone say Naked?.

this morning in the shower. i'll re-phrase the same question which is probably what you meant


then was the last time you were naked in public?

Does the changing rooms at the Swimming Baths count ? :lol: , if so, a few year back now, don't swim much anymore.

When was the last time you got caught doing something you shouldn't have been?

Did Someone say Naked?.


Thats fked up!!!:lol:

Does the changing rooms at the Swimming Baths count ? :lol: , if so, a few year back now, don't swim much anymore.

When was the last time you got caught doing something you shouldn't have been?

The other night. I was eating my secret stash of junk food and the kids caught me:tard:


When was the last time you went shopping and bought yourself something?:)

The other night. I was eating my secret stash of junk food and the kids caught me:tard:


When was the last time you went shopping and bought yourself something?:)

Well i guess techincally today :lol: , i went to Maplin to buy some capacitors for a project i'm building, does that even count lol, i don't think it should :lmao:
So as an alternative to the above , the last thing i actually bought myself was probably...........my bass guitar, and i'm not sure that counts as i bought it online :tard:

When was the last time you smelt some food and had to buy it?

Well i guess techincally today :lol: , i went to Maplin to buy some capacitors for a project i'm building, does that even count lol, i don't think it should :lmao:
So as an alternative to the above , the last thing i actually bought myself was probably...........my bass guitar, and i'm not sure that counts as i bought it online :tard:

When was the last time you smelt some food and had to buy it?

Last week, everytime i'm in the grocery store I smell the bakery and always end up buying brownies or bread:)

When was the last time you bought something for someone else? (what was it?...lol)

Last week, everytime i'm in the grocery store I smell the bakery and always end up buying brownies or bread:)

When was the last time you bought something for someone else? (what was it?...lol)

I bought my dad a Mircometer for fathers day (how thoughtful i know, but thats what he asked for :lol: )

When was the last time someone gave you a gift?

When was the last time someone gave you a gift?
Yesterday, a stand lamp (or whatever it´s called).

Last time you painted the living room? :wtf:

Yesterday, a stand lamp (or whatever it´s called).

Last time you painted the living room? :wtf:

Not in ages :lol: , its been a while since i've cared about a house enough to do anything like that, i think it musta been 8 years or so, probably gonna repaint he bathroom soon though, its an awful shade of blue :dammit:

When was the last time you tried some D.I.Y?

When was the last time you tried some D.I.Y?
WTF, who da hell do you think is painting the gdaMN living room? :tard:
Last time ya sewed back a button on a shirt?

WTF, who da hell do you think is painting the gdaMN living room? :tard:
Last time ya sewed back a button on a shirt?

:lmao: well i more meant putting up a shelf or assembling something lol, painting is more decorating isn't it? :lol:

Anyhow, shirt buttons, erm again not for ages lol, its only lately where i started wearing them again, so i'll tell you when one go's :D

When was the last time you had a beer?

:lmao: well i more meant putting up a shelf or assembling something lol, painting is more decorating isn't it? :lol:

Anyhow, shirt buttons, erm again not for ages lol, its only lately where i started wearing them again, so i'll tell you when one go's :D

When was the last time you had a beer?

Back at xmas :)
When was the lastime you felt like just getting away from everything ? :thinking:

Back at xmas :)
When was the lastime you felt like just getting away from everything ? :thinking:

Well, I think it was a few weeks ago. My Dad was living with us and I just wanted to get away:(


When was the last time you ate KFC?:drool:

Well, I think it was a few weeks ago. My Dad was living with us and I just wanted to get away:(


When was the last time you ate KFC?:drool:

'bout a month ago.....

When was the last time you killed something?

'bout a month ago.....

When was the last time you killed something?

Late last year before i moved house, we had a wasps nest in the front garden, the little bastards stung me, so from then on out it was war :duel:
I must of killed 50-100 just trying to get to the nest to seal it up, they went down fighting, but they lost the battle and the war :banana:

When was the last time you swatted a fly?

Late last year before i moved house, we had a wasps nest in the front garden, the little bastards stung me, so from then on out it was war :duel:
I must of killed 50-100 just trying to get to the nest to seal it up, they went down fighting, but they lost the battle and the war :banana:

When was the last time you swatted a fly?

About 5 minutes ago. The damn things are everywhere because the little one keeps opening the door:tard:

When was the last time you pissed outside?:lol:

About 5 minutes ago. The damn things are everywhere because the little one keeps opening the door:tard:

When was the last time you pissed outside?:lol:

Last time i was on a long journey, had to much coffee, and had to stop to water the hedges :lol:

When was the last time you fell out of bed?

Last time i was on a long journey, had to much coffee, and had to stop to water the hedges :lol:

When was the last time you fell out of bed?

A couple nights ago actually....was fighting someone in a dream, swung at them, hit the nightstand, and went right out on the floor!! LOL!!! My wifes like WTF!!! LOL!!

When was the last time you smoked weed??

A couple nights ago actually....was fighting someone in a dream, swung at them, hit the nightstand, and went right out on the floor!! LOL!!! My wifes like WTF!!! LOL!!

When was the last time you smoked weed??

I honestly never have tbh, i know abit of weed doesn't hurt much, but i know so any ppl who have got hooked on the heavier drugs, and i just kept away from it all, besides, i got enough bad habbits as it is :lol:

Whats your worst habbit?

I honestly never have tbh, i know abit of weed doesn't hurt much, but i know so any ppl who have got hooked on the heavier drugs, and i just kept away from it all, besides, i got enough bad habbits as it is :lol:

Whats your worst habbit?

Eating peanut butter on bread with jam probably lol :drool:
Whats one of your fears? :banana:

you guys got the threads mixed up:lol: :lol: :lol:

When was the last time you posted in the wrong thread...:lol:

you guys got the threads mixed up:lol: :lol: :lol:

When was the last time you posted in the wrong thread...:lol:


:fart: :lol:

you guys got the threads mixed up:lol: :lol: :lol:

When was the last time you posted in the wrong thread...:lol:

And not 5 mins ago it seems :tard:
its not my fault, they are moving to quickly :lol:

When was the last time you made a cock up? (i need not reply :tard: )

And not 5 mins ago it seems :tard:
its not my fault, they are moving to quickly :lol:

When was the last time you made a cock up? (i need not reply :tard: )

Last night:naughty: :lol:


When was the last time you slapped an arse?

you guys got the threads mixed up:lol: :lol: :lol:

When was the last time you posted in the wrong thread...:lol:

And not 5 mins ago it seems :tard:
its not my fault, they are moving to quickly :lol:

When was the last time you made a cock up? (i need not reply :tard: )

Lol good point , i saw John's post and i wasn't looking at the thread haha :lol: :lol:
About afew mins ago :D
When was the lastime u ate something and it tasted awful?:moon:

Last night:naughty: :lol:


When was the last time you slapped an arse?

Damn to slow on my post , .. a good while back now i think , if u had of asked when did u last kiss a arse im sure there would be more takers :lol:
When was the lastime u ate something and it tasted awful?:moon:

Damn to slow on my post , .. a good while back now i think , if u had of asked when did u last kiss a arse im sure there would be more takers :lol:
When was the lastime u ate something and it tasted awful?:moon:

A couple of weeks ago we went to this chinese buffet.I put some jelly fish on my plate.I put some in my mouth and i swear i thought i was gonna choke to death..That shit was like chewing on wet rubber,ugggggg

When was the last time you ate a boiled egg?

A couple of weeks ago we went to this chinese buffet.I put some jelly fish on my plate.I put some in my mouth and i swear i thought i was gonna choke to death..That shit was like chewing on wet rubber,ugggggg

When was the last time you ate a boiled egg?

Ahh ages ago lol :p:
When was the lastime you threw something at someone lol? :)

Ahh ages ago lol :p:
When was the lastime you threw something at someone lol? :)

i'm about to throw this keyboard, its typing slower then everyone else here by the looks of it :lol:

When was the last time you said "doh!"?

i'm about to throw this keyboard, its typing slower then everyone else here by the looks of it :lol:

When was the last time you said "doh!"?

When i was doing a bad impression of Homer Simpson lol, afew weeks ago :p
When was the lastime you skipped work when there was nothing wrong with you? :moon:

When i was doing a bad impression of Homer Simpson lol, afew weeks ago :p
When was the lastime you skipped work when there was nothing wrong with you? :moon:

I have not worked in about 5 years but I use to do it all of the time:notme:


When was the last time you got into an on-line argument?

I have not worked in about 5 years but I use to do it all of the time:notme:


When was the last time you got into an on-line argument?

A while back on the Satch forums, i fell out with someone there, after they started acting stupid to someone i knew.

When was the last time you had some chocolate?

A while back on the Satch forums, i fell out with someone there, after they started acting stupid to someone i knew.

When was the last time you had some chocolate?

You caught me...lol I'm eating a chocolate covered ganrola bar now:)


When was the last time you had a good laugh?

You caught me...lol I'm eating a chocolate covered ganrola bar now:)


When was the last time you had a good laugh?

Just a little while ago, talking about sexual harrassment and how much of a bummer it is that I've never been harrassed.

When was the last time you traveled to a foreign country?

Just a little while ago, talking about sexual harrassment and how much of a bummer it is that I've never been harrassed.

When was the last time you traveled to a foreign country?

Been a couple years now....used to travel all over in my last job....


When is the last time you really twisted or pulled something bad, like a knee or shoulder, that took more than a day to heal??

Been a couple years now....used to travel all over in my last job....


When is the last time you really twisted or pulled something bad, like a knee or shoulder, that took more than a day to heal??

When I was 14 I hurt my back and was in the hospital for a week:tard:

When was the last time you told a lie? (what was it??? lol)

When I was 14 I hurt my back and was in the hospital for a week:tard:

When was the last time you told a lie? (what was it??? lol)

Probably when work phoned me last asking if i would do a job which i know is shitty :lol: :moon:
When was the lastime you had to tell someone something but didn't want to? :chucks:

Probably when work phoned me last asking if i would do a job which i know is shitty :lol: :moon:
When was the lastime you had to tell someone something but didn't want to? :chucks:

A few weeks ago, still wish i hadn't ever mentioned it too lol.

When was the last time scared?

A few weeks ago, still wish i hadn't ever mentioned it too lol.

When was the last time scared?

When I was on a walk in the last week. These ass holes on my road have a rottweiler dog and it is vicious as hell. It's tied up but when ever you walk past it it growls, shows it's teeth and barks like crazy. It tries to break free from the chain. I had tears in my eyes and my heart was beating like crazy I was so scared of it. I won't go for walks there anymore. :(

When was the last time you gave someone a hug?:hug:

When I was on a walk in the last week. These ass holes on my road have a rottweiler dog and it is vicious as hell. It's tied up but when ever you walk past it it growls, shows it's teeth and barks like crazy. It tries to break free from the chain. I had tears in my eyes and my heart was beating like crazy I was so scared of it. I won't go for walks there anymore. :(

When was the last time you gave someone a hug?:hug:


This morning:)


When was the last time you went out for breakfast?

This morning:)


When was the last time you went out for breakfast?

I think it was when I was pregnant and that was over 3 years ago. I use to crave egg Mcmuffins...lol


When was the last time you went out for supper?

I think it was when I was pregnant and that was over 3 years ago. I use to crave egg Mcmuffins...lol


When was the last time you went out for supper?

Not in ages, my night life was dictated by work for a long while :tard:

When was the last time you rode something?

Not in ages, my night life was dictated by work for a long while :tard:

When was the last time you rode something?


Um....I don't think I can talk about that on here:lol: :lol:


When was the last time you went for a walk?

today. i was told by my doctor that i have to start walking or i will be one of those guys who is shoveling snow and have a heartattack. i figured it would be easier to just never shovel snow again.

when was the last time you ate at hardees

today. i was told by my doctor that i have to start walking or i will be one of those guys who is shoveling snow and have a heartattack. i figured it would be easier to just never shovel snow again.

when was the last time you ate at hardees

Don't think we have one of those here Kenny , so i haven't lol sry :lol:
When was the lastime you had to run away from someone/something ? :naughty:

Don't think we have one of those here Kenny , so i haven't lol sry :lol:
When was the lastime you had to run away from someone/something ? :naughty:

I honestly don't run from anything....dunno if i'm just lazy or stupid...

When was the last time you ate something, and realized there was a long hair in it:mad1:

I honestly don't run from anything....dunno if i'm just lazy or stupid...

When was the last time you ate something, and realized there was a long hair in it:mad1:

I was eating a big extra once from Mc Donalds and the was a long red hair in it. I was grossed out!!!!!!:maddance:

I'm gonna ask the same question...
When was the last time you ate something, and realized there was a long hair in it?

I was eating a big extra once from Mc Donalds and the was a long red hair in it. I was grossed out!!!!!!:maddance:

I'm gonna ask the same question...
When was the last time you ate something, and realized there was a long hair in it?

It's been awhile....maybe a couple years ago......was a hamburger as well!!

When was the last time you were rushing to get dressed, and forgot an article of clothing that needed to go on before another ( underwear, socks, etc..)

It's been awhile....maybe a couple years ago......was a hamburger as well!!

When was the last time you were rushing to get dressed, and forgot an article of clothing that needed to go on before another ( underwear, socks, etc..)

I forgot tp put on my bra one time and then realized it quickly when I started to jog on the treadmill:lol:


Do you prefer to wear boxers, briefs, thongs or to go commando like JPF? :lmao:

I forgot tp put on my bra one time and then realized it quickly when I started to jog on the treadmill:lol:


Do you prefer to wear boxers, briefs, thongs or to go commando like JPF? :lmao:

Thongs or breifs, thats tough one :lol: , i like breifs myself :)

When was the last time you literally drooled? :drool:

Thongs or breifs, thats tough one :lol: , i like breifs myself :)

When was the last time you literally drooled? :drool:
A couple months back...went to the dentist, and was still pretty numb afterwards...

When was the last time you told someone a lie to gain more time?? LOL!!


go commando like JPF? :lmao:


Hey!! I need ROOM!!! LOL!!

A couple months back...went to the dentist, and was still pretty numb afterwards...

When was the last time you told someone a lie to gain more time?? LOL!!

Me tell a lie? no, don't think i'd ever do that, but i'll get back to you on it :lol:

Seriously though, used to do it all the time at my last job, used to get held up on purpose so i didn't lose any overtime i'd made earlier in the week :naughty:

When was the last time you made something? and what?

Me tell a lie? no, don't think i'd ever do that, but i'll get back to you on it :lol:

Seriously though, used to do it all the time at my last job, used to get held up on purpose so i didn't lose any overtime i'd made earlier in the week :naughty:

When was the last time you made something? and what?

A overdrive pedal for the guitar :)
When was the lastime you laughed so hard that you had stitchs lol? :)

A overdrive pedal for the guitar :)
When was the lastime you laughed so hard that you had stitchs lol? :)

I think back when i was around 12, i was watching a cartoon and it was so funny i was having trouble breathing :lol:

When was the last time you cried with joy?

I think back when i was around 12, i was watching a cartoon and it was so funny i was having trouble breathing :lol:

When was the last time you cried with joy?

probably when janelle "rode" something? :)

well i didnt cry, but me minces were full of tears when my son was born and plonked in my arms.


when was the last time you coughed up and spat a green gilbert?

regards,
jim.

probably when janelle "rode" something? :)

well i didnt cry, but me minces were full of tears when my son was born and plonked in my arms.


when was the last time you coughed up and spat a green gilbert?

regards,
jim.

Not heard that one before :lol: , i'm going to go out on a limb and assume you mean flem, in which case it was eariler this year when i had the flu bad, really had alot of flem to get rid of :dammit:

When was the last time you wanted to punch something?

Not heard that one before :lol: , i'm going to go out on a limb and assume you mean flem, in which case it was eariler this year when i had the flu bad, really had alot of flem to get rid of :dammit:

When was the last time you wanted to punch something?

Typically, a couple times a day.

When was the last time you seriously yelled at someone:maddance: ??

Typically, a couple times a day.

When was the last time you seriously yelled at someone:maddance: ??

Virgin Media got the length of my tongue a few months back, they made a right pigs ear of my account after i moved, and then thought they were going to add charges for it, as it turned out after i had a word with them, they saw things differently, and i even got a months free services :banana:

When was the last time you sleepwalked?

Virgin Media got the length of my tongue a few months back, they made a right pigs ear of my account after i moved, and then thought they were going to add charges for it, as it turned out after i had a word with them, they saw things differently, and i even got a months free services :banana:

When was the last time you sleepwalked?

About 10 years ago. The doctor put me on some pills, I got up one night dressed in a t-shirt and panites went outside in the pouring rain. I tried to get into the car and drive but I didn't have the keys. I went back into the house to get the keys and but I locked myself out. I woke up pounding on the door. Charles was like WTF!!! I remembered it all the next day.

When was the last time you gave someone the finger?:finger:

[QUOTE=Janelle;99808]About 10 years ago. The doctor put me on some pills, I got up one night dressed in a t-shirt and panites went outside in the pouring rain. I tried to get into the car and drive but I didn't have the keys. I went back into the house to get the keys and but I locked myself out. I woke up pounding on the door. Charles was like WTF!!! I remembered it all the next day.


Maybe you wern't sleep walking ....maybe your were abducted by Aliens!

I got up one night dressed in a t-shirt and panites went outside in the pouring rain.
Great....t-shirt, panties, all soaking wet......:drool:

When was the last time you gave someone the finger?:finger:

Actually earlier today....kinda my greeting!! LOL!!

When was the last time you jumped off something high, like into the water or such???

Great....t-shirt, panties, all soaking wet......:drool:



Actually earlier today....kinda my greeting!! LOL!!

When was the last time you jumped off something high, like into the water or such???

Probably when i was a kid and i jumped into a swimming pool in the deep end , i dunno why i did cos i can't swim lol and i went straight to the bottom but i just walked along the bottom to i got to the shallow end :lol: :ohno:
When was the lastime you went and saw i live show/event ? :D

Probably when i was a kid and i jumped into a swimming pool in the deep end , i dunno why i did cos i can't swim lol and i went straight to the bottom but i just walked along the bottom to i got to the shallow end :lol: :ohno:
When was the lastime you went and saw i live show/event ? :D

A proper show, not for a while, Deep Purple back in '02, at Sheffield, but i have been to a few smaller things since, but they didn't compair lol.

When was the last time you were mean to someone?

A proper show, not for a while, Deep Purple back in '02, at Sheffield, but i have been to a few smaller things since, but they didn't compair lol.

When was the last time you were mean to someone?

I can't remember actually but if i was mean to someone its only probably cos they were with me first :naughty:
When was the lastime you went for a picnic ? :)