Does anyone have a programme or a tool that can fix the following error messages im getting, THEY ARE DOING MY BLOODY HEED IN :bigcry:

0X0000008E
0XC0000005
0X804F204A
OXFIDBFAAC
0X00000000

Thanking you in advance

Cheers!!!!

Any more info you can give us would surely help.
Do you get the blue screen of death when this appears?
What version of windows is it?
Did you make any changes to the computer that may have cause it?
When does it happen, at startup, shutdown, when you run a certain program?

Any more info you can give us would surely help.
Do you get the blue screen of death when this appears?
What version of windows is it?
Did you make any changes to the computer that may have cause it?
When does it happen, at startup, shutdown, when you run a certain program?

Hi Mate!!!

Thanks for your help here !!!

Yes i do get the blue screen
Im running Widows XP
I Havnt made any changes at all to the PC
It can happen at any time it doesnt matter what im running or what im doing and for all my mates it doesnt matter what im viewing !!!!

Cheers!!

Geordie

If its that new Pc your running mate i would start with a fresh install and see what happens . If it happens again whilst installing it could be any number of things , Ram or the Hard drive the to 2 most likely culprits .

Reboot and get back to us ! .........HURRY !!

I looked up and found some of your stop errors:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/827663
http://www.updatexp.com/0xC0000005.html
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/329284

To me, it sounds like bad RAM with all those errors at the same time. Run this utility and let us know (download the precompiled bootable ISO):

http://www.memtest.org/#downiso

If you don't get errors on the extended test, backup your data and reload the OS with the latest drivers from your PC manufacturer (especially Chipset drivers). If you do get errors, consider yourself lucky and replace the RAM. It's cheap these days.

...see what colabing with Arty gets ya. Use a PC condom next time. :)

I looked up and found some of your stop errors:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/827663
http://www.updatexp.com/0xC0000005.html
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/329284

To me, it sounds like bad RAM with all those errors at the same time. Run this utility and let us know (download the precompiled bootable ISO):

http://www.memtest.org/#downiso

If you don't get errors on the extended test, backup your data and reload the OS with the latest drivers from your PC manufacturer (especially Chipset drivers). If you do get errors, consider yourself lucky and replace the RAM. It's cheap these days.

...see what colabing with Arty gets ya. Use a PC condom next time. :)


Hi Mate !!!!

I cant get this thing to run , any ideas ??:bigcry:

Cheers!!!

I looked up and found some of your stop errors:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/827663
http://www.updatexp.com/0xC0000005.html
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/329284

To me, it sounds like bad RAM with all those errors at the same time. Run this utility and let us know (download the precompiled bootable ISO):

http://www.memtest.org/#downiso

If you don't get errors on the extended test, backup your data and reload the OS with the latest drivers from your PC manufacturer (especially Chipset drivers). If you do get errors, consider yourself lucky and replace the RAM. It's cheap these days.

...see what colabing with Arty gets ya. Use a PC condom next time. :)

Heh heh ! One day i might release Geordies out takes , Paris Hilton eat your heart out . On a more serious note :

Geordie , if your hitting the power switch and the motor spins but nothing else , ie no opening screen showing you your bios etc , my experience has taught me the Processor is at fault . Take it out and re-seat it . If that fails put in a different one . If that fails your board could be goosed .

Do you see any writing at all . Are you totally in the dark with just a Power supply spinning . ? More info please .

also make sure that huge hampton of yours thats poking under the desk, aint knocking any leads loose.:pp:

regards,
jim.

LMFAO!!!! Where else can a PC question turn into some dirty minded stuff! (J/K)

What Sergio says makes sense, and he knows the buysiness. I would try opening the case, and lifting and putting back on the slots every ram stick, and any other stuff you can pull out of it´s slot. Hardware that is.

I looked up and found some of your stop errors:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/827663
http://www.updatexp.com/0xC0000005.html
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/329284

To me, it sounds like bad RAM with all those errors at the same time. Run this utility and let us know (download the precompiled bootable ISO):

http://www.memtest.org/#downiso

If you don't get errors on the extended test, backup your data and reload the OS with the latest drivers from your PC manufacturer (especially Chipset drivers). If you do get errors, consider yourself lucky and replace the RAM. It's cheap these days.

...see what colabing with Arty gets ya. Use a PC condom next time. :)

Agreed! Especially the PC condom part:) What a great name for a firewall/AV, lol

Hi Mate !!!!

I cant get this thing to run , any ideas ??:bigcry:

Cheers!!!


It's an ISO file. Burn it to CD, reboot and the program will run:thumb:

It's an ISO file. Burn it to CD, reboot and the program will run:thumb:
Hi PG ive tried that and it doesnt im firkin useless at this pC lark !!! Have any of you noticed !!!??? Ive tried to slip it onto a floppy but the bugga is too big. Nowt new there then.
Ive even tired rebbooting from the cd drive and still nowt


:bigcry:

Are you burning the file as an iso/image file? What burning program do you use?

think you gotta change boot priority in bios geordie, to CD first.
then just reboot with disc in drive.

regards,
jim.

Are you burning the file as an iso/image file? What burning program do you use?


:confused: AS AN ISO ??? I just downloaded the file and unzipped them to my desktop, burnt them to a disk and then re booted with the disk in :confused:

In your burning program, there should be an option to "burn image" or maybe "burn iso". That is what you want. An ISO file is an exact image of the disk. Do not extract it. The program is located on the bootsector of the CD. If you extract, you lose that. You have to burn the image/iso file using the burn iso/image option.

Oh, and don´t forget there is a small button for opening the tray for inserting a disk. It sometimes can be a bitch, open-close-open-close.

Oh, and don´t forget there is a small button for opening the tray for inserting a disk. It sometimes can be a bitch, open-close-open-close.

Ah !!! Bugga thats where i was going wrong :naughty:

In your burning program, there should be an option to "burn image" or maybe "burn iso". That is what you want. An ISO file is an exact image of the disk. Do not extract it. The program is located on the bootsector of the CD. If you extract, you lose that. You have to burn the image/iso file using the burn iso/image option.


Im using nero and i cant find that option anywhere !?!???

http://wiki.nintendo-scene.com/images/6/6d/Nero-Burn-ISO.jpg

iM RUNNING IYT NOW !! wHAT INFO WILL YOU NEED FROM IT ??
:boobies:

How long is it supposd to take ?? its been running 16 mins now

No info needed really. We just need to know if the test results show any errors with the ram. If they do, you'll need to buy new ram. As Sergio put it...

If you don't get errors on the extended test, backup your data and reload the OS with the latest drivers from your PC manufacturer (especially Chipset drivers). If you do get errors, consider yourself lucky and replace the RAM. It's cheap these days.

:)

How long is it supposd to take ?? its been running 16 mins now

It can take quite a while (30 min or more).

No info needed really. We just need to know if the test results show any errors with the ram. If they do, you'll need to buy new ram. As Sergio put it...



:)

OK cool !!!!! Lets hope its just that then Ill let ya know !!

Thanks for all your help so far guys !!!!!

Hi Guys the scan / test completed without any errors

Is there a programme like that that will test everything ???

Cheers!!:hug:

Geordie

Looks like a backup & reload of the OS is your next step step. Good luck:thumb:

It does seem like the shortest route is backup your stuff, and reload the OS and all your programs. The PC can possibly be salvaged, but there seems to be some corruption either via virus/malware, or just perhaps a power spike without a surge protector running.

To answer the question about a utility that tests everything....some PC vendors have that on their website. Check and see from your PC manufacturer. In fact most vendors will have you run this before offering you an RMA number. If one is not available, you could try this:
http://www.sisoftware.net/index.html?dir=dload&location=sware_dl_3264&langx=en&a=

It will present options to stress test, give you a report of your performance, and is widely used to test overclocking stability. It should give you a better indication at least as to how stable it is. i.e. (if it can't run the benchmarks, then you know something is way wrong).

Last ditch after the backup and before reload would be ccleaner. Do a registry scan and fix. ccleaner is here:http://www.ccleaner.com/

I am not an expert, but those tools should give you a good indication of how to proceed. Good luck Geordie. (the nice thing is if you do have to reload, your PC will never be fresher or faster. It's actually a good thing in the long run).

Geordie,

On the BSOD, besides the error codes, there should be an error message. What was the specific error message?

All it was saying was "There has been a critical error and widows needs to shout down to protect you PC" something along those lines at the moment ive taken a slab of memory out . ivr ran CC Cleaner ,its slow but as yet it hasnt crashed Geordie,

On the BSOD, besides the error codes, there should be an error message. What was the specific error message?

So far so good !!! Still with the slab out Fingers crossed !!!!

So far so good !!! Still with the slab out Fingers crossed !!!!

Did you reboot the system mate with XP Lite ?

No not yet !!! I will do tonight Gizza a quick shout when yer free:moon:

AH BALLAX !!!!!! Still happening !!!!! Put 2 new slabs of memory in it the other day and its been ok til now and WOLLOP !!!! The Big Freeze !!! :maddance: Im not getting any error messages now though !!!???

Been there, done that, computers suck!! :maddance: Best of luck getting the damm thing sorted.

Are you sure your fans are spinning in the PC and all the dust has been blown out from the CPU fan and system fans? Sounds now like an overheating issue now imo...but....

Could also be a power supply going bad. A simple tester is available for that:
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=Power+supply+tester&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=5089240952813948135&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&resnum=1&ct=result

The remaining senarios are not good news.... (motherboard problem, HD developing bad sectors and dying, you have lice...etc).

Keep us in the loop. We WANT to hear your vocals!! So we must get your platform stable.

Cheers.

go into bios and re set mobo on default settings?


regards,
jim.

Any luck yet bro!? This happened to me along time ago when I used to record with the old computer and everytime it did I lost a whole session of what I was recording. I got so sick of that shit,.I just trashed the computer and got a new one! I just couldn't deal with it anymore! Computers really suck!
Keep us posted of the outcome!

Johnny

Now it crashes on Windows Media player. Time to Burn !!!! I cant load on XP Lite either.... ive disabled all other boot options apart from the cd/dvd. It goes throught he motions ie looking for boot disk ...finds it...press any key to boot from dvd etc and then it boots up as normal. One thing i forgot to mention is that on this PC the OS is XP pro Upgrade from win 98 se

Doin ma heed in though !!!!:(

Now it crashes on Windows Media player. Time to Burn !!!! I cant load on XP Lite either.... ive disabled all other boot options apart from the cd/dvd. It goes throught he motions ie looking for boot disk ...finds it...press any key to boot from dvd etc and then it boots up as normal. One thing i forgot to mention is that on this PC the OS is XP pro Upgrade from win 98 se

Doin ma heed in though !!!!:(

This is very strange . You have my copy of XP too :headscratch: . Im wondering if the Keyboard drivers have had time to kick in , so in essence when your hitting any key , nothing been sent . This did happen to me once so i know its possible . Other than that if your floppy disc is working ok you could Fdisk the hard drive , then when you boot up again it will have no choice but to look for the installation disc .

Or if you have a spare hard drive try booting from that and remove completely the old one , just dissconnect it .

It should work . Is the dvd/rom drive working ok ? .

I have a stripped down version of XP Pro somewhere that I ran on the old laptop, worked fine. I can dig the disc out and do a copy if you want to try a different version? No idea at all if that would help of course ... PC ignoramus here :lol:

at the moment is seems to be fixed XP Lite is installed and the pc is running like lightening. Lets see what happens when i load Line 6 and the rest of the gear

Thanks for all your help so far I owe you all a beer !!!

So....thankfully you got rid of the Lice. :)

Cheers! Great news! :thumb:

Ah !! Why cant i play any music on W M/Player and Nero too ??:maddance:


OH ME OH MY !!!!!!

I owe you all a beer !!!

Ah !! Why cant i play any music on W M/Player and Nero too ??:maddance:
OH ME OH MY !!!!!!

Ok.
Step #1: leave some space for the mouse to be used. Clear your desk around 50 square inches of bottles and cans.
Step #2: open another bottle or can.
Step #3: turn on the PC (lil button on that big box). You might need to do the same with the monitor.
Step #4: Scratch your balls in the meantime.
Step #5: Once all those lights turned on, open windows media player.
Step #6: See if by chance you got it muted. Beer cans can be mean sometimes.
Step #6: Nero was a Roman emperor. A really bad guy. Almost just as bad as that burning software program. Strictly use it for what it was built for, and that is for Briana Banks movies.

I hope that helps.

Ok.
Step #1: leave some space for the mouse to be used. Clear your desk around 50 square inches of bottles and cans.
Step #2: open another bottle or can.
Step #3: turn on the PC (lil button on that big box). You might need to do the same with the monitor.
Step #4: Scratch your balls in the meantime.
Step #5: Once all those lights turned on, open windows media player.
Step #6: See if by chance you got it muted. Beer cans can be mean sometimes.
Step #6: Nero was a Roman emperor. A really bad guy. Almost just as bad as that burning software program. Strictly use it for what it was built for, and that is for Briana Banks movies.

I hope that helps.

You know i should just PM you and it would save the other guys a load of time. I do appreciate your time and expertise.:naughty: Firstly before i try your suggesitons can you tell me when you are due your next injection !!:moon:

LOL !!! With Media player it just says cant play the file and i tried Nero with the same results...... Fuck me i learn something everyday !!! I thought Nero was a Clown Fish .

Anyway MUCHO GRASSY ARSE !!!:boobies:

You know i should just PM you and it would save the other guys a load of time. I do appreciate your time and expertise.:naughty: Firstly before i try your suggesitons can you tell me when you are due your next injection !!:moon:

LOL !!! With Media player it just says cant play the file and i tried Nero with the same results...... Fuck me i learn something everyday !!! I thought Nero was a Clown Fish .

Anyway MUCHO GRASSY ARSE !!!:boobies:
Whoah! Take it easy man. Just a laugh, that´s all.

Whoah! Take it easy man. Just a laugh, that´s all.

Aye thats how i took it hence the LOL :boobies:


Cheers!!!


Geordie

The thing about XP lite is I don't know if it has support for the various things you want to load since it's a very minimalized version of the OS...you could be missing things necessary to make things run correctly. If Bluesy has it working with all the apps you want to use, then we know it can work.

There are ways to load the latest version of Media Player from MS and it may help...or not...since it may be dependant on those files you miss with a small footprint OS. Something that sounds similar to MU...*cough"....B-l-i-n-d-e-r..*cough* or something like that?? (I have no idea).. could possibly help with evaluating if that is the problem. Just a thought. Or try winamp. And remember...my name is Robbie if anyone asks. :)

Oh Man !! This is doin ma heed in !!! Now Line 6 eidt wont load up.:maddance:

Where can i get XP pro ?? Without paying of course !!!:naughty:

1. download small proggy utorrent

http://www.utorrent.com/

2. download/run a xp torrent..pick one with a lot of seeds [when you open/run the torrent, utorrent auto loads]

3. sit back 'n watch utorrent snaffle xp for you [you will also be uploading at maximum, dbl click the torrent to slow down the upload]
http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=windows+xp

4. bung freshly swindled xp on disc then play with huge penis whilst it installs.

5.hopefully live happy everafter :devilchil:


regards,
jim.

OK so now i have a virus !!!!
Wonderful !!! Am i happy !!!?? Am i BALLAX !!!!!:maddance:

Having V.D. is no excuse for not fixing your PC. ;)

Get some tools and clean off that sucker. Try these:
http://free.avg.com/ww.download-avg-anti-virus-free-edition

Get a 30 day fully working trial of this then delete when you are clean:
http://usa.kaspersky.com/downloads/

Do a free online snan with this:
http://usa.kaspersky.com/downloads/free-virus-scanner.php

Or this all purpose thingy:
http://www.comodo.com/boclean/CBO_download.html

:thumb: Use a "Billy" next time. :)

Having V.D. is no excuse for not fixing your PC. ;)



:lol: :funny:

:goodpoint: :thumb:

...then play with huge penis whilst it installs.


OK so now i have a virus !!!!
Wonderful !!! Am i happy !!!?? Am i BALLAX !!!!!:maddance:

Shame on you! First comes washing your hands! :pp:. Then install Avast AV http://www.avast.com/eng/home-registration.php. (Oh, and e-mule http://www.emule.com/ works great for ptp as well)

:bowdown:

well youve had a wealth of advice/help here......

from cleaning yer pc to swagging a new copy of xp and re installing :)

have you done any thing about it??

have you heeded any advice??

are we wasting our breath here?

so now you have a virus..you reckon thats the first and only one?

try reading some previous posts mate, and maybe try/question them.

everyones only trying to help here after all. :confused:

regards,
jim.

well youve had a wealth of advice/help here......

from cleaning yer pc to swagging a new copy of xp and re installing :)

have you done any thing about it??

have you heeded any advice??

are we wasting our breath here?

so now you have a virus..you reckon thats the first and only one?

try reading some previous posts mate, and maybe try/question them.

everyones only trying to help here after all. :confused:

regards,
jim.


Easy Young Jedi !!!!

Is there a problem ????

I fear you may have peaked for some reason .??

Its Friday for fucks sake calm down !!!

My PC problems at the moment are all solved because of the help i have had from all of you guys here !!!!

I dont care what everybody else says about you I LOVE YOU !!!!!:hug:

XXXXX

Easy Young Jedi !!!!

Is there a problem ????

I fear you may have peaked for some reason .??

Its Friday for fucks sake calm down !!!

My PC problems at the moment are all solved because of the help i have had from all of you guys here !!!!

I dont care what everybody else says about you I LOVE YOU !!!!!:hug:

XXXXX

well thats fandabbidozi news!
im sweet mate, just concerned for yer putes welfare :cheers:

and you love me eh....[i knew i shoudnt have posted that pic]

alas, im one of those strange, embarassed, funny boys..who deny being a homosexual...but dont mind being labled as bio...:moon:

regards,
samantha.